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  1. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 29, 2016
    They are useful tools to build your brand and keep in touch with people when used in moderation but even then every time you get 1000 retweets on Twitter you are making Twitter money, not yourself. Facebook has been proven to make people depressed. People spend time faking their ideal self online rather than working toward their actual ideal self. For example, actual happy couples don't need to constantly share how happy they are on Facebook because they're already happy.
     
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  2. Boo Sr
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    Boo Sr my son drink breast milk outta lean cups

    Sep 11, 2016
    can't f--- the mcchicken until you take out the meat
     
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  3. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 29, 2016
    I'd delete that post for how awful it is if I could
     
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  4. Kon
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    Kon

    Aug 19, 2016
    Wouldn't even know where to start, got so many from years in customer service.

    Had a guy not too long ago come in late at night and ask me if the elevator is still open at this hour. Uhh yeah man...

    Have people on a very regular basis that can't figure out how to turn the lights on for their car.

    Had someone earlier this week who I had to explain directions to about 5 different times which isn't too crazy for tourists I guess, but the thing is I was just explaining how to walk about 50 feet straight ahead and take the stairs down to the 1st floor.

    f---in customers man. Most are real cool but others you just really have to wonder about at times...
     
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  5. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Feb 22, 2016
    wish I was in Australia, I'd be happy to help drill your holes Mimi :phew:
     
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  6. Mano
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    Mano

    Jan 2, 2016
    Straight in the feels :emmittcrying::emmittcrying::emmittcrying:
     
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  7. Tech
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    Tech

    Dec 12, 2015
    Little things like "where the f--- did i put my keys" is acceptable, but when you start getting mad at raw meat products i think thats cause for concern
     
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  8. Disclosure
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    Disclosure R&B Stan

    Oct 13, 2015
    You are so fukin beta, legit can't tell whether you're trolling or not.
     
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  9. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Aug 9, 2015
    I think it's weird, but I wish it wasn't
     
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  10. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 4, 2015
    Idk yet, I'm gonna try hooking up with a few more girls and if I'm still not into it I'll try guys I guess.
     
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  11. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Jul 19, 2015
    Just graduated from Westchester Community College with an associates in liberal arts and I'm currently in the process of transferring to CUNY Lehman to pursue a career as an ESL teacher. So far I've fathered 3 children from 2 different women, once i graduate I hope to be able to give them the life they deserve.
     
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  12. 6ixgawd
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    6ixgawd Banned

    Mar 10, 2015
    whip it out
     
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  13. poopdogg
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    poopdogg Retired

    Dec 31, 2022
    I‘ll be eating döner kebab and smoking hookah with double apple flavour like a real european alpha. f--- russia as a record label and a crew
     
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  14. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 5, 2021
    Can’t post the actual post as it was in dm…


    But @Marsh sent me this randomly out of the blue…

    “I eat a---”
     
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  15. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Nov 24, 2020
    Karma will be your friend. You done the right thing and the universe will find a way to pay you back.
     
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  16. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Jul 20, 2020
    IPA beer tastes horrible
     
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  17. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Apr 11, 2020
    d--- u just beat me to it, there goes my thread idea
     
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  18. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Nov 13, 2017
    My dealer saw my d-ck. I was waiting to buy valiums off him and was on my phone. Then he pulls up and I get in his car and somehow with the phone unlocked I must've opened up a photo of my d-ck on my phone. I still had my phone in my hand and I saw him glance but didn't think much of it. Then when I looked at my phone it had my c--- in full view and I closed it and gave him the money all casual. I'm not sure if he thinks it's my d-ck or I have a picture of someone else's d-ck on my phone and I'm not sure which one is worse


    Speaking of having someone else's d-ck on your phone, I still have TPK's weird looking prick saved so I'm glad it didn't open on that at least
     
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  19. Buu
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    Buu

    Oct 10, 2017
    tpk's small talk with a McDonald's employee while waiting for his order was the inspiration for this thread.
     
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  20. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Sep 14, 2017
    Hold, let me find the list...
     
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