Aug 15, 2015

This Happened literally 1 month ago, I was with my Girl and then her dad WALKED IN It broke my heart fam. Me and her dad used to play Fifa together now he doesn't even offer me Food
But it's all good cos i eat his daughter

 

Jul 30, 2015

*old story i posted on an old forum but fits today's current events.

I was reminiscing about them younger days when u did dum s--- outta straight boredom b. This Coon! Hollywood story happened when me and my boys decided to piss in small plastic bags from the corner store, knot them up and hit that left trigger like its Call Of Duty and throw them off the roof of my building at people walking and cars parked waiting on someone.

We followed ONE simple rule tho, dont throw it at BLACK PEOPLE.

This particular day i was babysitting my little cousin so the n----- was tagging along feeling cool as s--- since hes hanging out with his older cousin, me. It's like 5 of us on the top of the roof plotting on the target b, we had a UAV online but the next thing i know my little cousin comes out of no where wit his own piss bag and chucks it off the roof and hits this CRIP n----- who everyone feared in our block named Smurf (Yes, he was black). That n----- Smurf immediately looked up to the roof b in our direction and scoped us out. There are a million terraces and windows from where that piss bag could of been thrown from but this n----- caught us on his first look on some Metal Gear Solid Expert mode b, i could see the ! over his head.



The dude pointed and started screaming at the top of his lungs b, we all ducked down quick as f--- and all gave my little cousin that i feel like throwing you off this roof stare. We were basically trapped on the roof with 2 options taking the stairs that has an trip alarm that immediately alarms the police or going down the way we came up which is from the fire scape but thats where this dude Smurf and his boys were headed. We could hear them screaming as there walking up the fire scape to the roof. At this point we're all hiding behind pilars on the roof, my little cousin is crying like a fakket and me and my boys are scared as f--- shaking looking like we doing the harlem shake.


These coons did not give 1 f--- b once they got to the top of the roof, one of them immediately shot their gun in the air to scare us and get us out from hiding. We all came out from hiding screaming for dear life b saying we didnt mean too and so on. Please dont judge me, Smurf seen that we were 14 15 year olds so he decided not to hurt us but he did decide to give us a TASTE of our own medicine. He turned around pissed in a plastic bag and equally splashed it on all of us b.




I swear on everything i love i didnt talk to my fakket cousin for like 4 years b especially since he told my mom what had happen and i got punished for that whole summer.

 

Feb 2, 2015

i s--- you not this happened to me today...i am as shocked as any of you

so i was picking up a girl that i found mad hot..yea im married but life too short..no f---s just hugs...so i had money tree prepared to play when she gets in the car...cuz that song can make any girl wet just based on that beat

anyway couple more songs came on shuffle and we chilling... then i stopped at the market to pick up a pepsi for me and something for her..she stayed in the car...when i went back to the car , the song that was playing is cold wind blows...but i noticed the b---- isnt as chilling as she were...so 3 minutes later she flat out asked me " do you consider yourself intelligent?"

i said "yes?"....she said then how can you have any respect for yourself listening to this s---...i thought she meant eminem as being womanizer or whatever b------s be feeling like..i said no no i dont agree with his views...she then literally said, i am not talking about his views i am talking about the low standards you have

turned out she knows eminem music and consider it s---...eminem f---ing cockblocked me from thousands of miles away :uil:

 

Oct 23, 2021

 

Oct 20, 2021

 

Sep 30, 2017

I'm pretty sure you stop random black people on the street and ask them to take photos with you so you can show us

 

Apr 8, 2017

sock tanlines unpeccable

 

Mar 11, 2017

was forced into a photoshoot bc our collective decided full body portraits of all the owners was a good idea

i hate being in front of cameras it was super awkward lol

 

Nov 12, 2016

 

Sep 30, 2016

Headed to studio class with tinashe shirt

 

Sep 25, 2016

 

Aug 29, 2016

1st day of school with my rough a--- beard

 

Jul 9, 2016

 

Jul 1, 2016

2 years ago today

 

Feb 23, 2016

I'm proud to say I've finally become my true self. I'm not sure why I was born a man. Ever since I was a kid I felt trapped and imprisoned

But now I am finally free and my beauty knows no limit

 

Dec 30, 2015

Your kids are so adorable though. The girl is so pretty and the boy looks like a cute little George Bush. If you put this as your avy I won't be able to talk s--- to you anymore

 

Nov 26, 2015

peace love and turkey stuff

 

Nov 20, 2015

Idk how to take selfies but I'll take one right quick