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  1. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jun 15, 2018
    Asking a bunch of virgins should get you some great advice. I'll just leave words of wisdom by Chappelle

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  2. Trackz
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    Trackz BARCODE

    May 20, 2016
    Most people here know I was active duty in the Air Force, dealing with Airfield Operations. Since 2014, I went to work for a contracted company in afghanistan doing the same job, and now I'm back stateside working for the Air National Guard.

    Im currently in transition for a new career in IT. Been going to school for the past 6 months to get my certs in A+, Network+ and Security+.
     
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  3. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Nov 26, 2015
    We're gonna post pics of our Turkey's and sides then Koolos gonna post what he eats for dinner everyday on a table 5 times the size of ours

    :emmittcrying:
     
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  4. Oldboy
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    Oct 13, 2015
    mimi , jaya, shahidah, isa, emostar and rabel
     
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  5. Nick
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    Nick (;

    Oct 8, 2015
    jk i live with my parents
     
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  6. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Nov 2, 2020
    f---
     
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  7. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Jun 11, 2017
    boy
     
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  8. Final
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    Final

    Feb 6, 2017
    I was down on my knees ready to s--- the life out of YDB but then he unzipped his pants and only had a 3 incher and the dude swore to me that it was at least a solid 5 can't say I've been the same since such letdown
     
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  9. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Dec 20, 2016
    First I get oppressed by the sun everyday in the summer when I'm trying to enjoy the weather and now I gotta deal with this s---. Harder being a cac everyday man

    :lebcry:

    I was gonna put a crying white person smiley, but there's only like 3 cac smileys
    :emmittcrying:
     
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  10. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    Sep 30, 2016
    no stop using reddit its f---ing gay
     
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  11. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 21, 2016
    White people reading these stories be like

    Guy shot was black
    :wtfno:

    Cop who shot him was black

    :daps:
     
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  12. Oldboy
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    Aug 13, 2016
    well its morning almost everywhere except in that dumb a--- backward country aus
     
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  13. shahidah
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    shahidah watch me work it JT

    Aug 7, 2016
    OP didn't say how often he masturbates
     
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  14. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Jul 6, 2016
    Before anyone responds to this thread, remember:

    1. JMG Thread
    2. Article from a website that has a dedicated section called "Hillary Exposed"
     
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  15. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Feb 21, 2016
    my wish is to eat pineapples out of rihanna's a--- and have someone film it, then maybe have the same trajectory as kim kardashian did when the sex tape dropped, and be like the male version of that.
     
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  16. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 22, 2015
    Just call in sick, they can't fire you for that.

    If it's just temporary anyways, then don't worry about the job man. I quit my job at Apple to be present at my cousin's wedding, probably the easiest decision of my life.

    Family >*
     
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  17. CavalierTD
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    CavalierTD The Pride of Pittsburgh

    Oct 4, 2015
    I was taking a s--- once and forgot to lock the door.. So I was bending down with my pants off trying to pull out the toilet paper that would just rip if you tried to grab it while you're sitting. So at the moment someone comes in and I turn around and growl at him, it was the natural reaction. I probably looked like some kind of bathroom monster. Pretty d--- ashamed of that moment.
     
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  18. M Solo
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    M Solo Fresh Outta London

    Jun 27, 2021
    But only for a week.

    I know you guys missed me but a few of the higher ups got in their feelings and needed to be slapped on the hand so I logged out for 6 months. No need to rehash all that because I sincerely hope you've all been well! I'm back for a week and then I'm out til December again so let's make the week count!
     
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  19. JMG
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    JMG

    Nov 1, 2018
    Lately ive just been casusally posting on my phone here an there. Giving it maybe 60 percent of what im capable of. Im thinking about making a major comeback and putting the forum number 1 in my life again. Which means ill be taking over and calling the shots. I see new life lately but an empty throne. I would have to quit my job again but have enough savings to last a good 2 years. I would also need a new computer cause thats when i have my best posts. Nothing is final but already writing down some ideas in my noteback. There is also some old ones from years ago i might actually put in motion. Ill let you guys know what i decide to do by next week.
     
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  20. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jan 2, 2018
    I've been breathing cryptos for the past few weeks now (been spending 3-4 hours a day educating myself and trading) and figured since there appears to be a following + interest here that it'd be worth compiling some thoughts to get some of you started on this stuff. I've got a handful of topics jotted down on a notepad, so if this goes well, i'll put out a series of these threads..

    What is Bitcoin/Ethereum/cryptocurrencies/blockchain?
    I previously touched on a bunch of this here:
    Cryptocurrencies: Basics - Part 1
    let me know if you have any follow-up questions and i'll try to answer


    "Cryptocurrencies"
    While Bitcoin may be the only coin with a household name at this point, there are 1000+ currencies with more being released almost every day now. Hence, the plural tense.


    Why/How do cryptocurrencies have worth/value?
    I hear this a lot. "That's fake money". "You can't buy anything with Bitcoin". "Bitcoin is a ponzi scheme"... no no no. This is very much an emerging area, and you can't walk into Meijer's and pay for your groceries with Bitcoin or Bitcoin Cash...but in the not-so-distant future you will. Today, Bitcoin (BTC) can be used to purchase goods at this running list. I have personally made a couple purchases with Bitcoin, but it's very much in its infancy stages and nobody knows where it's going to land (or if BTC will even remain king in the future) so for most people right now it should be treated as an investment opportunity today.

    Bitcoin has value because people believe it has value. It's a similar concept to why we believe that paper money has value. As long as people continue to invest money in it, it will continue to have real world "worth".

    On top of this, there are a finite number of Bitcoins that will ever be released into the market. That finite number is 21,000,000. The last Bitcoin will be injected into the market in the year 2140. Bitcoins are released as transactions are verified (through a process called "mining"). Miners are rewarded a portion of a BTC for verifying a transaction.

    I might touch on mining more in a later thread.


    What is an "altcoin"?
    Any of the 1000+ cryptocurrencies outside of Bitcoin (some may argue that Ethereum, Litecoin, & Bitcoin Cash are considered in this list) are termed "altcoins" (short for "alternative coins"). These 1000+ coins range from functioning as bitcoin competitors to facilitating international payments to digital wallets to ensuring truly anonymous transactions (privacy coins) to many various applications. Not all of these have aspirations to be the new Bitcoin. All of these can be invested/purchased/traded at many of the large cryptocurrency exchanges.


    Am I too late?

    Not only is it not too late, but right now is a prime time to jump in. There is a TON of money to be made and it moves FAST. Don't be the dumbest guy in the room when your friends are talking about how they got rich off this stuff in 5 years because you didn't invest. And don't be surprised when it happens.

    I knew nothing about any of this 6 months ago and knew only little about how a stock market worked. Put in some time to research and you'll make money.

    For example, I just found a notepad I put together when initially looking into this stuff back in July... my notes say that Ripple (XRP) was $0.27, Monero (XMR) was $51.69, Dash (DASH) was $181.41, and Litecoin (LTC) was $44.75. Today, those figures are $2.27, $382.19, $1106.93, and $248.85... which equates to 6-8 times their previous value. I missed out on many of these purchases then, but even today I think that all of these are great buys and I anticipate these + many others to continue to grow at a similar rate.


    I only have ___ monies to invest. Is that too little?
    Even if you can only afford to throw $20 into it, it's still a great opportunity to make money. That said, only invest as much as you're able to lose.
    Edit: keep in mind that due to congestion on the bitcoin blockchain network, fees are pretty d--- high right now ($10-$15) . That fee comes into play when wanted to transfer your money from gemini/coinbase/gdax to a full exchange (binance/bittrex).


    How to invest
    I touched on some of this in Part 1, but I've learned a few things since then so will reiterate some here.

    To convert fiat money ($, €, etc.) into one of the main crypto coins, use one of the following:
    1. Gemini - pros: smaller fees. cons: not as intuitive of an interface, only offers BTC & ETH
    2. Coinbase - pros: easier GUI, money instantly available, offers BTC, ETH, LTC, & most recently BCC, will add more coins soon. cons: higher fees
    3. GDAX (subsidiary of Coinbase...if you sign up for Coinbase, then you also have a GDAX account) - pros: no fees. cons: you have to wait for your bank account to confirm your fiat transfer before investing.
    Create an account (it's free). Verify your credentials. Link a bank account. Transfer money. Wait the 4-5 days to process.

    If all you want to do is invest in the main coins, then you're done.

    To convert your BTC into one of the many altcoins, use one of the following:
    1. Binance - pros: smaller fees due to their use of BNB to facilitate trades, have a large variety of coins listed
    2. Bittrex - pros: have a large variety of coins listed. cons: slightly higher fees, currently (1/1/18) not accepting any new signups until they further update their infrastructures to support larger traffic volumes.
    If your desired coin isn't on one, then it's likely on the other.

    Create an account (it's free). Transfer BTC from Gemini/Coinbase. Buy.

    FYI: I've included my referral link on the Coinbase & Binance links above. If you're considering starting/joining then I'd appreciate ya using em.
    https://www.coinbase.com/join/593f11a619ddf609158a2b3d
    https://www.binance.com/?ref=18096131


    Security
    Cryptocurrencies generally aren't ensured. You are responsible for keeping your coins safe.

    DO:
    Use 2FA (Two Factor Authentication) via Google Authenticator or Authy
    Consider using a new email address for this stuff
    Use 2FA on your linked email account(s)
    Backup your 2FA programs on a piece of paper (not on a notepad on your computer)
    Make sure you're using the correct URL when accessing exchanges. Bookmark them.
    Consider storing your coins offline

    DO NOT:
    Use 2FA via SMS text messages (all it would take is someone to clone your SIM card and then they'll get your texts)
    Use unsecure wifi networks
    Use third party apps to trade on your phone with (FYI: I don't trade on my phone at all)
    Use the same password across exchanges
    Expose your private key (I'll talk about public & private keys on a later thread)

    All of that said, exchanges themselves have gotten hacked in the past. People have lost millions. If an exchange itself gets hacked then it won't matter if you've taken all of the above precautions -- if your coins were stored on the exchange and they were to get hacked then they would be gone forever. Because of this, there is something called "cold storage" where you can take extra precaution and store your funds off of the exchanges. I'll talk about these cold storage options in a later thread.

    Hopefully this scares you into being safe and not into avoiding cryptocurrency altogether.

    Again: only invest what you're willing to lose.

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    Where to get your news/info
    coindesk
    reddit
    cointelegraph
    bitcointalk
    read the whitepapers


    Tools
    tradingview
    coinmarketcap
    coingecko
    coinscanner
    changelly


    Portfolio Trackers
    blockfolio
    coincap
    delta


    Mention Group
    Join the mention group: HODLGANG to get alerts on crypto


    Future thread topics
    public vs private keys
    transferring coins
    mining
    satoshi
    cold storage
    know your memes
    strategies
    dual currency trading
    the future of bitcoin
    forks
    chart reading
    arbitrage
    setting stop losses & conditional buy orders
    taxes & the IRS
    volume/depth
    eliminating greed & fomo


    if you end up making money off of these, then i wouldn't turn down donations
    BTC: 1ByE3HDdqCQZKj45zfnCMkqTf3qCB9anb8
    ETH: 0x3B2287769566C2bBB1d6a98bc363160C177a6098
    LTC: LRmCyDLA6qKN3z5xFj1qxfUKWQ8fPJTsSN
     
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