Jun 15, 2018Asking a bunch of virgins should get you some great advice. I'll just leave words of wisdom by Chappelle
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- Thread: What Is Your Occupation?
Dec 28, 2025May 20, 2016
Most people here know I was active duty in the Air Force, dealing with Airfield Operations. Since 2014, I went to work for a contracted company in afghanistan doing the same job, and now I'm back stateside working for the Air National Guard.
Im currently in transition for a new career in IT. Been going to school for the past 6 months to get my certs in A+, Network+ and Security+.Last edited: May 20, 2016Radeem, lil uzi vert stan, KnowRayJones and 13 others like this. -
- Thread: Thanksgiving pictures yall
Dec 28, 2025Nov 26, 2015
We're gonna post pics of our Turkey's and sides then Koolos gonna post what he eats for dinner everyday on a table 5 times the size of ours
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- Thread: Your place?
Dec 28, 2025Oct 8, 2015
jk i live with my parentsPackman, FLORIDA MAN, Macca and 13 others like this. -
- Thread: KTT2 SIGNED ME OUT
Dec 28, 2025Nov 2, 2020
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- Thread: Are party girls dateable?
Dec 28, 2025Jun 11, 2017
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Feb 6, 2017
I was down on my knees ready to s--- the life out of YDB but then he unzipped his pants and only had a 3 incher and the dude swore to me that it was at least a solid 5 can't say I've been the same since such letdownRG9, lil peeps last xan, VR46 and 13 others like this. -
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Dec 20, 2016
First I get oppressed by the sun everyday in the summer when I'm trying to enjoy the weather and now I gotta deal with this s---. Harder being a cac everyday man

I was gonna put a crying white person smiley, but there's only like 3 cac smileys
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Sep 30, 2016
no stop using reddit its f---ing gayBlazingWaters, Dacris1924, Fitzy and 13 others like this. -
Dec 28, 2025
Sep 21, 2016
White people reading these stories be like
Guy shot was black

Cop who shot him was black
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Aug 13, 2016
well its morning almost everywhere except in that dumb a--- backward country ausThe Gooch, Dread or Alive, Sac and 13 others like this. -
- Thread: How often do you masturbate?
Dec 28, 2025Aug 7, 2016
OP didn't say how often he masturbatesDeletedAccount, Maximus, Alpha and 13 others like this. -
- Thread: The Murder of Jeremy Mardis
Dec 28, 2025Jul 6, 2016
Before anyone responds to this thread, remember:
1. JMG Thread
2. Article from a website that has a dedicated section called "Hillary Exposed"lil uzi vert stan, Jehovah, pluto✰ and 13 others like this. -
- Thread: What do you wish you have?
Dec 28, 2025Feb 21, 2016
my wish is to eat pineapples out of rihanna's a--- and have someone film it, then maybe have the same trajectory as kim kardashian did when the sex tape dropped, and be like the male version of that.fluffy rabbits, SaviorOfS80, Ghostface and 13 others like this. -
- Thread: Need work advice...
Dec 28, 2025Dec 22, 2015
Just call in sick, they can't fire you for that.
If it's just temporary anyways, then don't worry about the job man. I quit my job at Apple to be present at my cousin's wedding, probably the easiest decision of my life.
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Oct 4, 2015
I was taking a s--- once and forgot to lock the door.. So I was bending down with my pants off trying to pull out the toilet paper that would just rip if you tried to grab it while you're sitting. So at the moment someone comes in and I turn around and growl at him, it was the natural reaction. I probably looked like some kind of bathroom monster. Pretty d--- ashamed of that moment.camptech, ZigZags, CODEiNE DEMON and 13 others like this. -
Jun 27, 2021
But only for a week.
I know you guys missed me but a few of the higher ups got in their feelings and needed to be slapped on the hand so I logged out for 6 months. No need to rehash all that because I sincerely hope you've all been well! I'm back for a week and then I'm out til December again so let's make the week count!0 likes, dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl, Cynic and 13 others like this.Dec 28, 2025(This ad goes away when signing up) -
Nov 1, 2018
Lately ive just been casusally posting on my phone here an there. Giving it maybe 60 percent of what im capable of. Im thinking about making a major comeback and putting the forum number 1 in my life again. Which means ill be taking over and calling the shots. I see new life lately but an empty throne. I would have to quit my job again but have enough savings to last a good 2 years. I would also need a new computer cause thats when i have my best posts. Nothing is final but already writing down some ideas in my noteback. There is also some old ones from years ago i might actually put in motion. Ill let you guys know what i decide to do by next week.Dec 28, 2025(This ad goes away when signing up) -
Jan 2, 2018
I've been breathing cryptos for the past few weeks now (been spending 3-4 hours a day educating myself and trading) and figured since there appears to be a following + interest here that it'd be worth compiling some thoughts to get some of you started on this stuff. I've got a handful of topics jotted down on a notepad, so if this goes well, i'll put out a series of these threads..
What is Bitcoin/Ethereum/cryptocurrencies/blockchain?
I previously touched on a bunch of this here:
Cryptocurrencies: Basics - Part 1
let me know if you have any follow-up questions and i'll try to answer
"Cryptocurrencies"
While Bitcoin may be the only coin with a household name at this point, there are 1000+ currencies with more being released almost every day now. Hence, the plural tense.
Why/How do cryptocurrencies have worth/value?
I hear this a lot. "That's fake money". "You can't buy anything with Bitcoin". "Bitcoin is a ponzi scheme"... no no no. This is very much an emerging area, and you can't walk into Meijer's and pay for your groceries with Bitcoin or Bitcoin Cash...but in the not-so-distant future you will. Today, Bitcoin (BTC) can be used to purchase goods at this running list. I have personally made a couple purchases with Bitcoin, but it's very much in its infancy stages and nobody knows where it's going to land (or if BTC will even remain king in the future) so for most people right now it should be treated as an investment opportunity today.
Bitcoin has value because people believe it has value. It's a similar concept to why we believe that paper money has value. As long as people continue to invest money in it, it will continue to have real world "worth".
On top of this, there are a finite number of Bitcoins that will ever be released into the market. That finite number is 21,000,000. The last Bitcoin will be injected into the market in the year 2140. Bitcoins are released as transactions are verified (through a process called "mining"). Miners are rewarded a portion of a BTC for verifying a transaction.
I might touch on mining more in a later thread.
What is an "altcoin"?
Any of the 1000+ cryptocurrencies outside of Bitcoin (some may argue that Ethereum, Litecoin, & Bitcoin Cash are considered in this list) are termed "altcoins" (short for "alternative coins"). These 1000+ coins range from functioning as bitcoin competitors to facilitating international payments to digital wallets to ensuring truly anonymous transactions (privacy coins) to many various applications. Not all of these have aspirations to be the new Bitcoin. All of these can be invested/purchased/traded at many of the large cryptocurrency exchanges.
Am I too late?
Not only is it not too late, but right now is a prime time to jump in. There is a TON of money to be made and it moves FAST. Don't be the dumbest guy in the room when your friends are talking about how they got rich off this stuff in 5 years because you didn't invest. And don't be surprised when it happens.
I knew nothing about any of this 6 months ago and knew only little about how a stock market worked. Put in some time to research and you'll make money.
For example, I just found a notepad I put together when initially looking into this stuff back in July... my notes say that Ripple (XRP) was $0.27, Monero (XMR) was $51.69, Dash (DASH) was $181.41, and Litecoin (LTC) was $44.75. Today, those figures are $2.27, $382.19, $1106.93, and $248.85... which equates to 6-8 times their previous value. I missed out on many of these purchases then, but even today I think that all of these are great buys and I anticipate these + many others to continue to grow at a similar rate.
I only have ___ monies to invest. Is that too little?
Even if you can only afford to throw $20 into it, it's still a great opportunity to make money. That said, only invest as much as you're able to lose.
Edit: keep in mind that due to congestion on the bitcoin blockchain network, fees are pretty d--- high right now ($10-$15) . That fee comes into play when wanted to transfer your money from gemini/coinbase/gdax to a full exchange (binance/bittrex).
How to invest
I touched on some of this in Part 1, but I've learned a few things since then so will reiterate some here.
To convert fiat money ($, €, etc.) into one of the main crypto coins, use one of the following:
- Gemini - pros: smaller fees. cons: not as intuitive of an interface, only offers BTC & ETH
- Coinbase - pros: easier GUI, money instantly available, offers BTC, ETH, LTC, & most recently BCC, will add more coins soon. cons: higher fees
- GDAX (subsidiary of Coinbase...if you sign up for Coinbase, then you also have a GDAX account) - pros: no fees. cons: you have to wait for your bank account to confirm your fiat transfer before investing.
If all you want to do is invest in the main coins, then you're done.
To convert your BTC into one of the many altcoins, use one of the following:
- Binance - pros: smaller fees due to their use of BNB to facilitate trades, have a large variety of coins listed
- Bittrex - pros: have a large variety of coins listed. cons: slightly higher fees, currently (1/1/18) not accepting any new signups until they further update their infrastructures to support larger traffic volumes.
Create an account (it's free). Transfer BTC from Gemini/Coinbase. Buy.
FYI: I've included my referral link on the Coinbase & Binance links above. If you're considering starting/joining then I'd appreciate ya using em.
https://www.coinbase.com/join/593f11a619ddf609158a2b3d
https://www.binance.com/?ref=18096131
Security
Cryptocurrencies generally aren't ensured. You are responsible for keeping your coins safe.
DO:
Use 2FA (Two Factor Authentication) via Google Authenticator or Authy
Consider using a new email address for this stuff
Use 2FA on your linked email account(s)
Backup your 2FA programs on a piece of paper (not on a notepad on your computer)
Make sure you're using the correct URL when accessing exchanges. Bookmark them.
Consider storing your coins offline
DO NOT:
Use 2FA via SMS text messages (all it would take is someone to clone your SIM card and then they'll get your texts)
Use unsecure wifi networks
Use third party apps to trade on your phone with (FYI: I don't trade on my phone at all)
Use the same password across exchanges
Expose your private key (I'll talk about public & private keys on a later thread)
All of that said, exchanges themselves have gotten hacked in the past. People have lost millions. If an exchange itself gets hacked then it won't matter if you've taken all of the above precautions -- if your coins were stored on the exchange and they were to get hacked then they would be gone forever. Because of this, there is something called "cold storage" where you can take extra precaution and store your funds off of the exchanges. I'll talk about these cold storage options in a later thread.
Hopefully this scares you into being safe and not into avoiding cryptocurrency altogether.
Again: only invest what you're willing to lose.
Where to get your news/info
coindesk
reddit
cointelegraph
bitcointalk
read the whitepapers
Tools
tradingview
coinmarketcap
coingecko
coinscanner
changelly
Portfolio Trackers
blockfolio
coincap
delta
Mention Group
Join the mention group: HODLGANG to get alerts on crypto
Future thread topics
public vs private keys
transferring coins
mining
satoshi
cold storage
know your memes
strategies
dual currency trading
the future of bitcoin
forks
chart reading
arbitrage
setting stop losses & conditional buy orders
taxes & the IRS
volume/depth
eliminating greed & fomo
if you end up making money off of these, then i wouldn't turn down donations
BTC: 1ByE3HDdqCQZKj45zfnCMkqTf3qCB9anb8
ETH: 0x3B2287769566C2bBB1d6a98bc363160C177a6098
LTC: LRmCyDLA6qKN3z5xFj1qxfUKWQ8fPJTsSNLast edited: Jan 13, 2018BitFrank, Ordinary Joel, K18 El Duderino and 13 others like this.Dec 28, 2025(This ad goes away when signing up)
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