Sep 22, 2015

I think I've told this story here before but at a party in high school I all of a sudden had that "I have to s--- RIGHT NOW" feeling and ran to the bathroom and had diarrhea. I didn't have time to check if there was TP or not, which there wasn't, of course...so I used the kid's parents' nice bathroom towels to wipe my a--- and threw them out the window.

 

Apr 6, 2017

go to the club one night and start talking to female. talking turns to drinking, drinking turns to talking in close quarters, which leads to extra curricular. but the more comfortable we get, the more we drinking



now we on the dance floor, and i'm at the point where i'm too drunk to have any concern for my surroundings or who is looking. we look like rihanna and drake in the work video



2am hits, club is closing and so i grab her outside the club and ask her what she's tryna get in to. i 100 have henny d-ck but hennything is possible so i'm trying dive between her legs like:



she agrees to go home with me, so we walking to my whip and she starts insisting that she drives because i'm 'more drunk'. real talk, i'm faded so i reluctantly, but responsibly give her the keys. problem is she's drunk too, so it wasn't even responsible, but mans was fryyyy so it seemed like a good idea.

b---- hops a curb on a right turn and sirens flash behind us. she starts panicking because we both drunk and i had open liquor in the car from the pre-drink and i decided to pour myself a night cap for the drive home since i wasn't driving anyways. but my fight or flight kicks in, i spill the drink on the floor mats, and hide the bottle under my seats. i look at her dead in the face and i tell her:



she didn't. she didn't over come it. she got arrested for a DUI, and my car got impounded since i couldn't drive it home. walked home and passed out, picked up the car in the morning.

i do not know this females name, i do not know if she made it out of jail, i do not know if she got charged, i do not know if she got a criminal record.

RIP to that female, i went back to the club the next night for a friend's birthday. moral of the story is

 

Jul 27, 2016

My last thread about hanging some of my favourite albums on the wall met a pretty positive response, so I thought I'd make a thread for this too.

Preface
You can skip this part, but if you want to know more about me and my car, expand the spoiler below.

Spoiler: Hasman and his Honda Accord

I got my very first car in 2010, a 2008 Honda Accord sedan. Nothing about the car is spectacular, everything is just adequate. Yet there are few things in this world I love more than my car, and even after 6 and a half years of owning it, I still keep it in immaculate condition. I love my car, and why shouldn't I?

I picked up my first gram of weed in that car, I drove to my first booty call in that car, I drove to my LAST booty call in that car. I sipped lean for the first time in that car, I ate a--- for the first time in that car. I fell in love in that car, I fell out of love in that car. Honestly, the only intimate thing left for me to do in that car is probably fap, and I wouldn't put it past myself to do that.

In just a few more years I'll have owned that car for a decade, but whose counting? I'll drive my Honda until @Koolo buys me a BMW M4 (or at least until I can afford one myself). And honestly, I'm in no rush to see that day come. But enough about my relationship with my car.

My Yesterday
I spent the day yesterday giving my car some love before I start school again in September. I figured this is probably the last free summer I have for the rest of my life, so now is a good a time as any to do a bit of work to my car that I've been meaning to do for a minute. I spent the morning swapping out my old grille for a new one, and changing the lights to an HID/LED set up.

First, here is the final product:


The Process
Here's the before shot. Lights are off, but here's a shot of the car with the original lights too:



Bumper is off:


Comparison of the new grille (top) vs the old one (bottom). The old one had taken like 8 years of rock chips and abuse, so I wanted to change it out. Decided to switch up the look since I was doing the work anyways:


Old grille is removed, and the new one is fitted in to the bumper.


Now for the lights. The bulbs in the fogs are swapped with 4700K LEDs. I fastened the bumper back on to make sure the new bulbs work.


Now for the headlights. Passenger side HIDs are done. Went with 6000k.


And now the other side is done. Here's a shot with the garage door closed:


And another with it open. The lights pick up as blue on the camera for some reason, when there's sun light in the picture as well. The naked eye sees white, with a very light tint of blue:


Buttoned up, washed, and waxed:


And parked:


That's It
Thanks for reading, if you guys want more threads like this I can keep doing them. I'm raised in an immigrant household, so that means I agreed to a life time contract of free labor for my pops the day I was born. That also means we're not allowed to pay anyone for anything, because we'll do the work ourselves, even though 75% of the time, we really SHOULD pay someone to do it properly. But f--- that, save money yo.

 

Oct 21, 2015

3 years ago today I left detox not having much hope I would be able to stay clean. I didn't feel good about my treatment and honestly wanted to use again that same day. I fought it though and struggled for weeks to stay away. Even after months I still thought about getting high constantly. I started to realize something greater was guiding me because ive never been that strong. A year passed and the urges finally weren't so bad. 2 years passed and I was starting to feel good and think about my future and even quit smoking. Today is 3 years and I couldn't feel better. Had a son and have a beautiful fiance and a new car. 2015 has been great and the future looks even brighter. Faith is a great thing and as long as you have it you will be fine, no matter what. Don't give up because a better life is yours. You just have to fight for it sometimes but it just makes you stronger... and I feel unstoppable.

 

Feb 6, 2017

cutest n----s on this site RANKED by pitchfork:

1. @Soldier
2. @Coco
3. me