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  1. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Feb 6, 2018
    I find it demoralizing for girls to have to get on their knees to s--- d-ck so i tell my girl to squat down like nas on stillmatic cover
     
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  2. Jacuzzi
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    Jacuzzi

    Feb 25, 2017
    leave her and listen to 808s
     
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  3. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Feb 7, 2017
    this will be a useful list, just like those people who keep registries of klan members
     
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  4. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Dec 19, 2016
    imagine typing this out, then hitting reply
     
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  5. rapmusik
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    rapmusik 4

    Jan 5, 2016
    @Spatula 's mom used to beat him with a @Mike Tyson growing up :emoji_slight_frown:
     
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  6. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 2, 2015
    Oh my god. :dead: @WPG @MTY @Charlie Strangelove

    http://noisey.vice.com/blog/music-v...aken-for-oregon-shooter?utm_source=noiseyfbus

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    Anthony Fantano is a music vlogger who posts video reviews of albums under the moniker The Needle Drop. Like most people who dare to have an opinion about music on the internet that may differ from the opinions of others, he is somewhat divisive. Some people dig his up-the-nose video style of candid reviewing. Others think he should… well, you can just read the comments, I guess. Sometimes he even gets in the middle of it with us here at Vice. (Fantanooooo!!!) But however you feel about him, please know that he is NOT the armed gunman responsible for the tragic mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon yesterday.

    SBS News, the Australia-based news organization, made this error yesterday in their television reporting on the shooting, accidentally using a photo of Fantano in their broadcast, instead of Chris Harper Mercer, the gunman who was killed in a firefight with police. The mistake was likely a result of dozens of Twitter and 4chan users noticing that the actual photo of Mercer, below, sort of resembles Fantano and flooding the internet with side by side shots of the two.

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    Oregon shooter Chris Harper Mercer, not Anthony Fantano.
    Many caught the error:






    Here’s a screenshot of the video from SBS’ website.

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    And a video of the broadcast for international users.


    An unfortunate mistake for Fantano, to say the least.
     
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  7. Disclosure
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    Disclosure R&B Stan

    Oct 10, 2015
    Elton John going down on George Michael in a public washroom: - less gay than this.
     
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  8. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Apr 2, 2015
    thought all white people looked like that
     
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  9. Zep
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Feb 22, 2015
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    myril be like
     
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  10. mvrnXX
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    mvrnXX all these diamonds shining, all this gold on me

    May 30, 2015
    my friend once ate p---- and she peed in his face
    not kidding
    deadass serious
    he never ate p---- again
     
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  11. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 25, 2015
    worst s--- for me was when i was in high school, i injured my leg playing hockey so my pop would wake me up early to help me with rehab and stretches. usually i'd roll out of bed and just do the stretches for 10 minutes and then go to the bathroom to brush, shower etc.

    this was usually at 5AM before my dad went to work, so he'd come to my room, turn the lights on and stand there til I got up, given my tendencies to just go back to sleep. this particular morning my morning wood wouldn't leave b. i did the tuck technique, i flexed my quads, i did every trick in the book.

    s--- was mad hectic, i ended up jumping out of bed in crouch formation like splinter cell and running to the bathroom claiming i had to 's---' really bad to cover up. i rolled out of bed and landed on all fours then i did this type of movement to bolt past him:

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    smh
     
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  12. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Nov 13, 2015
    you think it might be Jason??
     
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  13. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Jul 31, 2015
    I was trying to take a girls bra off and I couldn't do it, she had to do it for me :mjcry:
     
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  14. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Jul 12, 2016
    1. When I first learned how to jack o-- in 5th grade I went too hard and detached skin from the tip which made it bleed =(
    2. My favorite p--- is incest p---
    3. I usually order extra French fries with my food when I go out to eat.
    4. I bit my gf's a--- cheek so hard once that she cried
    5. I'm a member on a British maternity forum
     
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  15. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Jan 8, 2017
    Once I was sitting with my best friend as usual chilling, telling stories and jokes, it was a good vibe... she told me why don't we play a game which we tell our secrets what so ever they are! As She said and I quote "let us make ourselves open books to each other"... I answered "No" , she told me why... Well let me tell you why! This is my personal analogy!. You bought a new Book, you liked its cover/title.. overall look etc, so now you are pretty interested in that book Right? Well you went reading the book and Yes its didn't disappoint, "what a great book" you enjoy it till the very end and and your in love with it. Well and after? Of course you appreciate that book pretty much but are you still interested in it as in the beginning or middle of reading it? Of course not! Maybe you'll revisite it sometimes later but that steaming beam is just getting colder and darker, and that's exactly the same in our relationships! People find each other pretty interesting so they like to approach them, interact and marry them, but after they finish reading a person they feel kinda bored and uninterested which is natural in the end,... so don't you ever let someone know everything about you and figure you ! Always keep some pieces missing in the puzzle so the other players still have something to actually play for.
     
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  16. Mike02
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    Mike02

    Dec 25, 2015
    Happy holidays from ya boy @Arch Dogg

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  17. JMG
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    JMG

    Oct 13, 2015
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    i think the poor guy has my hair
     
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  18. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jun 2, 2020
    Full transcript from WPG arrest
    Cop: Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?
    WPG: Cause I'm young and I'm white and my masks real low? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
    Cop: Well you was wearing a champion shirt doing negative reviews on a site pitch fork. License and credentials and step away from the burning car. Are you carrying kombucha on you, I know a lot of you are
     
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  19. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Aug 20, 2015

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  20. Mano
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    Mano

    Aug 15, 2015
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