Oct 5, 2016

That "l-l-l-lesbian!" part in So Much Better is still cracking me up

 

Oct 5, 2016

What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio
She loves the way I lie
Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow

 

Oct 5, 2016

We had our post Eminem cringe punchline thread, now let's be positive and post something good he did and actually cracked you up and made you feel the Slim Shady awesomeness,

Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay

I will start:

Mine was the 'I even make the b------s I r--- c-m' ,

it had that Eminem voice on it that been fading away since the Re-up

 

Oct 6, 2016

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed,
put a bulletproof vest on and s---t myself in the head

 

Oct 6, 2016

"Go go gadget d-ck" still makes me laugh to this day

 

Oct 6, 2016

"I see the b---- in you Caitlyn
I keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s d-ck
No disrespect though, not at all, no pun intended, that took a lot of balls (ay God d---)"​

 

Oct 5, 2016

love how this is in Eminem sxn and nobody cares

 

Oct 5, 2016

"Stroke My Cactus"

"Imma put my thumb in her butt"

 

Oct 6, 2016

'How you gonna breast feed me mom? You ain't got no t-ts!'

Very first time hearing him. s--- was hilarious.

 

Oct 6, 2016

"You done called every women a slut, but you're forgetting Sarah, Marshall! (Palin!)

Oh my bad, slut"

 

Oct 6, 2016

"I'm bringing you rap singers 2 middle fingers / To flip you off in French then translate it in English / Then I'ma vanish from the face of this planet / and come back speaking so much Spanish Pun can't even understand it."

 

Oct 6, 2016

The more I'm thinking of it, the more I want to relisten to SSLP, where he was the funniest version of himself ever

 

Oct 6, 2016

"They call me Boogie Night, the stalker that walks awkward / Stick figure, with a d-ck bigger than Mark Wahlberg."

 

Oct 5, 2016

GOAT

 

Oct 9, 2016

"What, she tripped, fell, and landed on his d-ck?"

 

Oct 6, 2016

'If Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented, I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it'

 

Oct 6, 2016

f--- top five b----, I'm top four!

 

Oct 6, 2016

"What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio / She loves the way I lie / Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow."

 

Oct 6, 2016

take it back

 

Oct 5, 2016

The worst line must be either that diary of diarrhea or gay a--- teddybear - bi-pilar line