Eminem Line cracked you up so bad when your first heard it

Started by Kill For You, Oct 5, 2016, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Ricky
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    Oct 6, 2016
    The more I'm thinking of it, the more I want to relisten to SSLP, where he was the funniest version of himself ever
     
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  2. Bojack
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    Oct 6, 2016
    all ems verses were really sick on this song
     
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  3. Bojack
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    Oct 6, 2016
    d--- i just realized how much i miss the sslp era em :sadpepe:
     
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  4. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM BOY SUMMER

    Oct 6, 2016
    "I'm bringing you rap singers 2 middle fingers / To flip you off in French then translate it in English / Then I'ma vanish from the face of this planet / and come back speaking so much Spanish Pun can't even understand it."

    :currydead:
     
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  5. Bojack
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    this and hitting pregnant women (only censored :emoji_disappointed:) line is crackin me up every time..

    man i need to revisit sslp asap
     
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  6. Ricky
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    I think I'm about to bump this s--- rn

    He was so d--- hilarious back in the days, s---
     
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  7. Kill For You
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    Oct 6, 2016
    SSLP Em is the GOAT Em
     
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  8. TheResponderUno
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    Oct 6, 2016
    From "Can I b----"

    Oh s---, that's not an "E" that's an "A"
    This dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
     
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  9. The Real Slim Shady
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    'They call me the Stephen Marbury of rap darling, cause as soon as they throw on some R Kelly, I start balling'

    Lmao amazing.
     
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  10. Big Dangerous
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    Jesus what a dense yet blunt/stupid line that makes complete sense and witty

    People actually think when he goes off on random cringe tangents now adays that it's as funny as this stuff...lol stupid stans
     
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  11. Kill For You
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    Oct 8, 2016
    There is live footage of Em saying this line in front of the crowd (1999 in NYC) , and they went nuts
     
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    Oct 9, 2016
    I bet you 50 bucks you won't jump out the window Shady [SMASH] ahhh, pay me.
     
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  13. SliK
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    Oct 9, 2016
    LOL yeah this
     
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    Oct 9, 2016
    "What, she tripped, fell, and landed on his d-ck?"
     
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    Oct 9, 2016
    Now you get to watch her leave out the window

    Guess that's why they call it window pane
     
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    "Slim for Pete's sake put down Christopher Reeves legs" was always a classic with me.

    Also: wasn't really lyrics but when Em did all the impressions of 50, Snoop, Dre, Canibus etc had me rolling when I first heard it.
     
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    Tal

    Oct 9, 2016
    But it was I singled out a whole race and for that apologize
    I was wrong cause no matter what color a girl is she's still a hoe
     
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  18. Big Dangerous
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    that part in Raw where he started saying something about STUFFIN ROUND BUBBLE BUTTS made me laugh out loud and crack up cause I was like wow he is literally trying to ruin this song
     
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  19. Big Dangerous
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    most of the Eminem lines that make me actually crack up or think to myself 'wow this is funny' is from the SSLP dark irony era
     
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    odd

    Oct 10, 2016
    he needs more lines like this
    self aware + self deprication + hilarious
     
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