Eminem Line cracked you up so bad when your first heard it

Started by Kill For You, Oct 5, 2016, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Oct 10, 2016
    :emoji_sob:
     
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  2. Tal
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    Tal

    Oct 10, 2016
    I'll tell a b---- like Bizarre
    b----, shut the f--- up and get in my car
    And s--- my f---ing d-ck while I take a s---
    And I think with my d-ck so come blow my mind
    And it tastes like humble pie
    So swallow my pride, you're lucky just to follow my ride
     
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  3. Jimelej
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    Jimelej Guest

    Oct 10, 2016
    You might see me joggin, you might see me walking.
    You might see me walking a dead rottweiler dog with his head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
    Hollerin at him cause the son of a b---- wont quit barking

    Also the "then again you probably will get your wish cause your a--- will be all over the street like 50 cent" line towards benzino is witty in the most genius way
     
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    Evad Balls

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  5. thegoodguy
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    Oct 13, 2016
    GO GO GADGET d-ck!!
     
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