Collected all my farts in an empty margarine container and put it in my freezer. Saving that for a rainy day. Sniff sniff

Just crushed 8 mcdoubles while taking a dump. Ain't that some s---

Slobbering over 3 big macs and a milkshake right now. Ouufffff

My dumps look like uncooked eggs

Ripping mad farts under my blankets and then going under the covers to smell