Dec 24, 2023

First, thing you gotta do is buy some Cartel Cocaine. Probably an ounce if possible.

Then you gotta buy a room with 3 beds.

Ask the receptionist if he has numbers for high end call girls, the ones that look like they too pretty to s--- all the d----s but In reality they s--- like a pro. Get 6 hookers 2 for each of you.

Before they arrive make sure you got many different types of alcoholic drinks and 10 lines already racked up on the bedside table.

Oh before I forget, tell the escorts to bring dildos cos we all know you Dutch like it both ways LOL.


When they arrive, make sure you pick the ones with the biggest ti--ies and fattest arse but not too fat we dont wanna lose you in there Myers.


And final step..... Enjoy

 

Dec 24, 2023

My wife and I had our honeymoon in Mexico and it has solidified itself as my number one place in the world.

We went there for 2 weeks and was an even 50/050 split of chilling out sunbathing with a cocktail in our hands and exploring the sites/culture.

Considering you're so far from Mexico, you've 100% got to go and see Chitczen Itza as a minimum. There's a few other things I'd recommend as well but it's all touristy stuff.

 

Dec 24, 2023

 

Dec 25, 2023

Lmao only you would scare the man from going to Mexico

 

Dec 25, 2023

I would stay in Europe lmao. It’s only dangerous here when Muslim countries turn into a mess

 

Dec 25, 2023

If you're not staying at a resort stick with people you're with when you go out. Don't carry a lot of cash or do anything stupid if drinking. There's a lot of pick pockets and cops will shake you down for money if you do

 

Dec 25, 2023

We will pray for your safety, my ese

 

Dec 25, 2023

Bring a sombrero and never take it off

 

Dec 25, 2023

And always remember the words "chupa mi verga". And if you see the letters CJNG, run away, cuz.