Apr 29, 2020

like i got a couple mates who are just new as s---, they'll be like "yo u sure we should egg this guys house? what if forensics gets our prints of the egg shellls or something bro?!" those same dudes are like "aw yeh horror is boring cause not funny and they dont drink dude... *smashes 2 shots and a bong*" meanwhile the ""shooters"" are like "nup f--- that brah, s----s whack as god got me, not satan s--- i aint participating!" or some whack s--- like that

 

Apr 15, 2020

No order, except for the first one

Halloween (1978)

The Exorcist

Blair Witch (1999)

Nightmare on Elm street pt 1

Friday the 13th pt 1

The Shining

Psycho

Paranormal Activity 1

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and im ready for the roasts but... the 2003 one lol the original one has the better mask but 2003 was the one i was able to see in theaters obviously... my cousin cried lolol

It Follows, thought it was actually pretty d--- good too imo. If it counts lmao, i count it

 

Oct 22, 2018

Spoiler

Sooo where do I begin. I didn’t exactly have extremely high expectations because I know as well as you guys nothing will ever be as good as the original. However DGG can’t watch this and possibly think he couldn’t have done better. Why aren’t there scenes of Michael stalking much? Why is he killing his victims in unoriginal ways and so quickly? Just quick stabs here and there. No sound cues like the original. Look at how he kills Bob and Annie in the original. Long, drawn out, disturbing. Clearly these guys didn’t watch the original movie. They opted for a higher body count rather than trying to make the most of him only killing a couple people on screen. Also wtf was that twist with the doctor? They definitely lost me a bit with that. Surprised John Carpenter signed off on this. It definitely didn’t impress me much. God dammit. I wanted so badly for it to be amazing too. But it’s just... okay. The intro callback was amazing at least. And Jamie was awesome as usual. I hope to god this grows on me and I can appreciate it the more I see it. But how does it stack up with the others? Eh, it’s still one of the better ones.

 

Oct 1, 2018

Ima be walking into the theater like

 

Aug 19, 2018

I came across this piece on "monumental horror images," which I thought was pretty cool.

https://theoutline.com/post/5823/monumental-horror-image-the-shining-the-exorcist?zd=1&zi=2qquqvym

 

Jun 4, 2018

Trailer for the Suspiria remake

 

May 8, 2018

Anyone looking forward to seeing Slender Man later this year?



@Michael Myers

 

May 4, 2018

I know that H20 is basically a Scream Halloween but I always liked it

This one though.... man I really hope the trailer description isn't accurate.


And I just realized I never answered you on the remakes. Hated them. I hate Rob Zombie. He did his white trashonization of Halloween and just f---ing lol. He should have been killed for that because I thought it was literally impossible to make a bad Halloween. But, yeah, he did. f--- Rob Zombie.

 

Apr 27, 2018

I agree. d-ck Warlock wasn’t nearly as good as Nick Castle. He moved so f---ing slow lol. He looked like an animatronic. Like when Michael was walking towards Laurie when she was trying to get into the house he was walking like full speed. When Michael was chasing her through the hospital in 2 he was moving like a snail lol. Also his kills were way too quick. His kills in the original were disturbing because you see him slowly killing his victims in detail (with that eerie breathing sound and Carpenter’s music cues). In 2 I can name a few kills that only last a second or two. Also you’re given no reason to feel bad for the victims. They’re just there for Michael to k--- them. This is where I hope the new film doesn’t f--- up. 2 is still the best sequel to me but it clearly has flaws.

 

Dec 2, 2017

Really not a fan of the decision to ignore part 2. Movie was a classic.

Also Strangers 2 will be fire.

 

Nov 27, 2017

Winston

Winston CGI(was the goofy a--- one)

That goofy a--- one the director liked (iirc)

And they used the h6


Such an abomination in terms of immersion :/

That f---in cover

 

Nov 25, 2017

Well boys I went ahead and picked this up.


Figured why not. It was $40 at Walmart which is a steal. Plus it has tons of bonus features that I’ve never seen. @Michael Myers

 

Oct 31, 2017

I have a recommendation for everyone..

'A Dark Song' is another great horror film that went under many people's radar last year

 

Oct 25, 2017

yall prolly already know but the descent is really good

 

Oct 25, 2017

Henelotter's Brain Damage (1988) is awesome. Highly rec.

 

Oct 13, 2017

I always f---ing loved the opening of the sequel, from the ending of the original onward


Edit:


I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES!

 

Oct 12, 2017

how to f--- up a Franchise 101

 

Oct 1, 2017

I only have 1 and 2. I would buy the whole set but honestly, I would never rewatch half of them.