Jun 20, 2015 One time in elementary I farted but accidently s--- my pants. Had to tell one of the teachers. She gave me a pair of pants from the "lost and found" for me to wear for the rest of the day.
Jun 20, 2015 I don't do embarrassing things.. I make it a mission, not to make myself look like an idiot.. If I can help it.
Jun 21, 2015 Hate to be a killjoy Tons but there's literally like four threads dedicated to 'most embarrassing' etc etc. Use the search function my man.
Jun 23, 2015 I told a girl cousin on msn that my dad just f----- me in the a--- thinking I was talking to my guy cousin because that's how we used to joke. anyway she calls my mum crying and my mum comes and yells at me and calls me a degenerate scumbag who'd talk like that about his father
Jun 23, 2015 probably the thousands of selfies I've taken over the past few years or maybe that one video i once uploaded a couple years back... yeah, probably that.. good thing no one will ever know it's me.
