Official 2016 U.S. Presidential Election Thread

Started by Slyk, Nov 7, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. 83837477
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    Nov 9, 2016
    How we gonna choose between someone who:

    • Was involved in sending corrupt e-mails
    And someone who:

    • Is proposing banning an entire religion from the US
    • Bragged about sexually assaulting women
    • Has had multiple women claim he assaulted them
    • Then said that those women were too unattractive for him to sexually assault
    • Was officially endorsed by the KKK
    • Accused Obama of being Kenyan
    • Accused Obama of being Muslim
    • Then turned around and blamed Hillary for starting those rumors
    • Claimed that thousands of Muslims were celebrating 9/11
    • Has had a racism lawsuit from the 1970’s
    • Publicly mocked a disabled reporter
    • Shamed the parents of a fallen soldier
    • Said John McCain wasn’t a war hero because he wasn’t captured
    • Threatened to put his opponent in jail multiple times
    • Sexually harassed and called a deaf women “r-----ed”
    • Said he would force the military to commit war crimes
    • Said a US-born judge would be biased because of his Mexican heritage
    • Proposed punishing women for abortions
    • Urged supporters to beat up protesters at his rallies
    • Advocated shutting down mosques
    • Called Mexican immigrants rapists
    • Responded to the murder of 49 innocent people by saying “Appreciate the congrats for being right on Islamic terrorism”
    • Endorsed torture
    • Went bankrupt 6 times
    • Blamed sexual assault in the military on “putting men and women together”
    • Doesn’t know how many articles there are in the Constitution
    • Praised Kim-Jong Un
    • Committed fraud on people with a fake university
    • Used campaign money to fund his own business
    • Speculated about his newborn daughter’s future breasts
    • Said he would date his own daughter
    • Keeps a collection of Adolf Hitler’s speeches by his own bed
    • Praised Saddam Hussein
     
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  2. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    pHiLLip fARkLe Goofiest Poster on the Forum, Ever.

    Nov 9, 2016
    check the facts cuz they certainly matter foldks
     
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    What a time to be Australian
     
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    Nov 9, 2016
    Has anyone won yet
     
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  5. Boos
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    Nov 9, 2016
    Rap music is gonna be so lit
     
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    DrunkOffHennessy Papi Henny, your mummy's daddy

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  7. Big Dangerous
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    Nov 9, 2016
    U lil aussie sumbitch
     
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  9. Goldy
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    Nov 9, 2016
    harambe had 11k votes
     
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  10. 83837477
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    RUNNNNNNNNNN
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  11. Soldier
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    Nov 9, 2016


    No longer. How are we going to go from having our 1st black president to having one who has been endorsed by the KKK?
     
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  12. Kon
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    Kon

    Nov 9, 2016
    Here's something more of you might be happy about, weed is now legal in CA lol.
     
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  13. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Nov 9, 2016
    I will murder.

    The only way that goes up is with the header, "We're All f-----."
     
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  14. Mike Tyson
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    Nov 9, 2016
    i'm not even happy to be Canadian, that doesn't matter to me at this point.

    we all lost.
     
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  15. Worm
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    Nov 9, 2016
    surprised that passed
     
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  16. Soldier
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    Nov 9, 2016
    Seems fitting. Will do.
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Nov 9, 2016
    Oh boy college gonna be fun tomorrow
     
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  18. UofLCard
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    Nov 9, 2016
    Good to see people are riding their country's future on an unfunny, out of date meme.
     
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    Cyreides gfy

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  20. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

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    I was gonna vote for Harambe, but there was a "no d----s out" sign in the booth. Didn't feel right
     
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