Wrestling Official WWE Thread

Started by Big Dangerous, Nov 24, 2014, in Sports Add to Reading List

  1. Jay Zeus
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    Jay Zeus I am the god-favored weed strain

    Apr 7, 2019
    Stupid as f---. Kofi been in WWE for 11 years and you're claiming you're just now hearing about him.


    "Eat s--- and die, man."
    *Kanye West "Glow In The Dark Tour" Autotune Tirade Voice*
     
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  2. dna hits
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    Apr 7, 2019
    Uhhh yeah I’ve just recently found out about him. Shows how “great” he is. Brock Lesnar should also remain champ for another year. Kofi will more than likely hurt smackdown ratings. Just give Owens the belt on that show. Or Randy Orton, if smackdown wants to succeed.
     
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  3. Jay Zeus
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    Jay Zeus I am the god-favored weed strain

    Apr 7, 2019
    Kofi in 2009 > * You resorting to convenient amnesia over this matter of objective assertion won't change these SmarkFacts, fam. You probably felt like Triple H burying Booker T @ WrestleMania XIX after him and Ric Flair ran his name through the mud and put him through the wringer in one of the more abrasively disturbing and insensitive angles to ever be displayed on WWE Programming in any era prior or following, was the right thing to do and "best for business". :emoji_unamused: Everyone said it was Book's time. And it was. Dare you to say it was the right thing. So I can just get my Bigot Megaphone out right quick to blare louder than an EMT siren, douche.
     
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  4. Kon
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    Kon

    Apr 7, 2019
    @Jay Zeus are you trying to imply Trent doesn’t like or know Kofi cuz he’s black?
     
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  5. Jay Zeus
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    Jay Zeus I am the god-favored weed strain

    Apr 7, 2019
    No. I'm implying that he's blind as h---. How can you not know the guy who 2010 Degeneration-X ousted for using a fake Jamaican accent and identity/kayfabe persona before admitting his Ghanaian Heritage was his true cultural point of ancestrally-oriented derivation? That off-air vignette is still one of the solely-surviving borderline edgy moments in The PG Era's infancy. His prominence in this contemporary sports entertainment pantheon is somewhat underscored, but not nearly as whined-over like Dolph Ziggler (Who is ranked either neck-and-neck or right underneath the likes of a Kofi Kingston, as far as how graceful and exceptional his sense of ring psychology is concerned.). You couldn't have been watching WWE from 2008 to now and missed out on discovering the talent that always was evidential with Kofi, even as a rookie. I just feel like @dna hits is trying to be snide and snarky. I don't think he's being sincere with that revelation at all. I could be wrong though.
     
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  6. dna hits
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    Apr 7, 2019
    Wtf you talking about you delusional f---. And yes I was rooting for HHH to beat Bookers a--- too. Hopefully this Kofi dude ends up on raw so Brock Lesnar can destroy him. Idc for Bobby Lashley either or anyone on the new day crew
     
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  7. Jay Zeus
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    Jay Zeus I am the god-favored weed strain

    Apr 7, 2019
    Next, you're going to tell me Jay Lethal is a talentless hack. I can't with this guy. And you were one of the few people rooting for sloppy steroid era Triple H to win that match. His wrestling was so s--- back then, too. Only shining moment was when he made fun of Stone Cold Steve Austin's Sheriff badge that one time. Other than that though, what a trash period that was. He hadn't redeemed himself in the ring until WrestleMania XXII. Fall 2002 Triple to Winter 2006 Triple H was so s--- in every aspect.
     
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  8. dna hits
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    Apr 7, 2019
    Woah hold on a minute. HHH had one of the best wrestlemania matches against the Undertaker. HHH was a top 4 wrestler in that period. Don’t ever compare him and Booker T on the same level again. You’re embarrassing yourself here. HHH helped carry the business once Stone Cold quit. HHH had some of the best promos. He was a true businessman. There’s a reason there were way more viewers watching the wwe back then. Lmk when Kofi draws in numbers the wwe did back in 2000’s. Dude isn’t s---. It’d be better to have Kofi lose tonight from a business standpoint. Then have him lose to come for revenge. I just don’t see the star potential in goofy, I mean Kofi. And yeah Jay Lethal is a lick and can s--- my d-ck. He won’t amount to s--- in the WWE.
     
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  9. Jay Zeus
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    Jay Zeus I am the god-favored weed strain

    Apr 7, 2019
    I mean, god. Name a Black Wrestler who isn't The Rock that could lace up Trips' boots then. I'll f---ing wait. The Rock doesn't count. I don't even consider him Black. Triple H and The Undertaker's first WrestleMania Match was in 2001 at WrestleMania XVII, bruh. And that was an underrated classic. I said 2002 to 2006, he was a---. And he was. In the ring, he was sloppy as s---. Refer to Royal Rumble 2003 for further proof. It was equally as much of Trips' fault as it was Scott Steiner's. How disgraceful of them to follow up a 5-Star-Classic between Angle and Benoit with that atrocious mess.
     
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  10. dna hits
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    Apr 7, 2019
    b---- I don’t have to refer to s---. Ik even in 2019 HHH wrestling would bring in more views than Kofi in a single event. Ik way more about wrestling history than you do, peasant. And there isn’t another black wrestler that could lace up HHH’s boots, even in 2019.
     
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  11. Jay Zeus
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    Jay Zeus I am the god-favored weed strain

    Apr 7, 2019
    Racist confirmed. Well alright. This is why I've not been a big fan of WWE for over 15 years. I check back here and there when surprising s--- happens like RVD going over a red-hot Cena in 2006 who was barely getting the chance to put anyone incredible over. Or when angles as big as Orton and Cena in 2007 and Cena and Edge in 2006 occur. But that s--- is rare and doesn't mull over the fact that this is what is fundamentally wrong with the programming. It enables and practically validates a devious mentality that courses through the collective veins of most WWE Universe enthusiasts who cape for the utmost scummy of displays. Triple H/Paul Jean Levesque grooming future squared circle interpretative maneuvering athletes/performers and finally getting behind the idea of having Chyna inducted into The Hall of Fame won't change the fact that, at his very core, he's not a likeable person at all. And I will refer to who he was in his 30's as further proof however much I'm pleased to when I need to figure out what I should base that particular criteria on. You Troglodytic Edomite.
     
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  12. Pinhead
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    Apr 8, 2019
    I could literally write an essay on everything I've just read.

    NXT TAKEOVER

    War Machine vs Ricochet/Black - 4.75
    Riddle vs Velveteen - 4.5
    Dunne vs Walter - 4.25
    Shayna/Io/Kairi/Bianca - 3.5
    Cole vs Gargano - 5

    Mania

    Seth vs Brock - 3.75
    AJ vs Randy - 3.75
    Usos vs Bar vs Black/Ricochet vs Nak/Rusev - 3.5
    Miz vs Shane - 3.25
    Kofi vs Bryan - 4.5
    Joe vs Rey - 0
    Roman vs Drew - 3
    HHH vs Batista - 3.5
    Angle vs Corbin - 1.75
    Balor vs Lashley - 2.25
    Ronda vs Becky vs Charlotte - 3.25

    Very inoffensive show, at least getting through it in just over three hours. Kofi/Bryan is the only standout match, but I'm not coming out of this pissed or baffled at why they did what they did. They paid off a year of heat with what the fans wanted, good for them. Expected the main event to be a lot better, but most of the card actually exceeded my expectations. This wasn't a good show on paper.

    I also skipped an Iconics match which makes things better

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    Dave said there were people who thought Ronda tapping out would be too fake and the finish was heavily debated. Amazing.
     
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  13. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Apr 8, 2019
    Something about kofis wrestling bothers me. I feel like its sloppy most of the time, kinda reminds me of jeff hardy a little bit in that regard. I did enjoy watching him and daniel tell their story though, very inspiring. I thought for sure new day was going to turn on him
     
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  14. Pinhead
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    Apr 8, 2019
    He does come off as a WWE guy just doing moves. He's a really good babyface in peril who needs that Bryan type to be against and pop the crowd when he hits his signatures.

    Kofi doesn't have those matches with other people, clearly Bryan's match but he did well.
     
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  15. tomroe93
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    Apr 8, 2019
    Seth vs Kofi winner take all tonight. I'm sure there will be some type of non-finish though @WrestlingBros
     
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  16. Pyrex
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    Pyrex Say His Name And He Appears

    Apr 8, 2019
    If Kofi loses the title it makes his Mania moment meaningless.

    Surely Lesnar or Bryan will interfere or maybe someone from New Day will turn.
     
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  17. tomroe93
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    Apr 8, 2019
    Lars Sullivan just made his debut by attacking Kurt Angle
     
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  18. Pinhead
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    Apr 8, 2019
    I don't think I've ever seen a match that screams f--- finish more than that one
     
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  19. Pyrex
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    Pyrex Say His Name And He Appears

    Apr 8, 2019
    WWE still doing Angle dirty after last night lol
     
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  20. Gloku
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    Gloku FuckOnYaBabyMama

    Apr 8, 2019
    Yo rumor has it Undisputed Era are gonna interfere in the Winner Take All tonight
     
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