Eminem Pitchfork: Eminem's latest is woke, welcome, and... unlistenable

Started by Mikey, Dec 8, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Dec 8, 2017
    based pitchfork
     
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    Proto drippin so pretty

    Dec 8, 2017
    ok this facts
     
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  3. Nino Brown
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    Nino Brown Draped up and dripped out

    Dec 8, 2017
    had a spark when you started but now you just garbage
     
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    Xdx

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  7. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 10, 2017
    lol you fucken f--s will s--- on "mumble rap" and "autotune" yet Eminem's voice is so f---ing horrendous as is
    how is reviewing eminem's music embarassing? Untouchable is s---, so is walk on water. so far the only people who have disagreed with this sentiment, show low IQ, or they are English-as-second-language Europeans. It's completely understandable as ESL Europeans don't share the same social constructs as the US, nor do they have a fluent understanding of the english language. Which is why they don't think Eminem is bad - yet, anyone with a shred of popularity IRL would know for a fact playing one of these new songs would lead to nothing but ridicule.

    Btw, I played Untouchables at a party last night to gauge reactions. 3 friends laughed and said "dope dewd" sarcastically. everyone else said "turn this f---ing s--- off".

    You guys just need to accept reality - it used to be cool to listen to Eminem in 00's, but in 2017 it's embarrassing. This website has become an echo box for "haha they just hate eminem for no reason lol!" oh yeah, no reason! have you heard that fucken thing he calls his voice? lmfao.
     
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 10, 2017
    like the fact Joyner Lucas released "im not a racist" almost a month ago and Em still feels it necessary to make his stupid version of it. lol. how out-of-touch is he?
     
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    tl dr but appreciate the effort
     
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  10. Lucy
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    Dec 10, 2017
    The typical eminem stan doesn't have the attention span to read 2 paragraphs but will read an entire pitchfork review, then type up a paragraph about how the pithfork review was dumb. lol.
     
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    Dec 10, 2017
    lmao
     
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    Dec 10, 2017
    Yeah but tbh there’s a good chance this Ed Sheeran track will blow up and everyone will be playing it at parties

    Also I used to play Relapse Refill at parties back in 09 just to antagonise and annoy people.

    I liked this song, Pitchfork not liking it is predictable but I don’t really care.
     
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