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Eminem Best Posts: Post The Worst Em Lines You Can Think Of

  1. rapmusik
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    rapmusik 4

    Jan 1, 2017
    WHY WOULD I BUY YOU A GAY a--- TEDDY BEAR b---- YOU'RE ALREADY BIPOLAR
















































    Now I don't really care what you call me... (etc).
     
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  2. Pinocchio
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    Pinocchio

    Jan 1, 2017
    "I don't got a rhyme book it's more like a motherfuckin' diary of diarrhea"

    well, they dead 20 years ago, Em still alive and about to drop new album.
     
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  3. Packman
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    Jan 2, 2017
    The underground just spun around and did a 360..

    Stupid dropout marshall meant to say 180
     
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  4. Big Dangerous
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    Jan 2, 2017
    MY FILET IS SMOKIN WEED

    YEA fa---- THE STEAKS ARE HIGH
     
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  5. VR46
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    VR46 Kamikaze

    Jan 1, 2017
    window pane
     
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  6. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Jan 2, 2017
    2010-now is just full of lines that make me wonder really em what are you thinking saying this stuff on your albums like ffs
     
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  7. 83837477
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    Jan 1, 2017
    Okay quit playing with the scissors and s---, and cut the crap
     
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  8. KingZ
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    Nov 23, 2017
    "Spaghett-even"
     
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  9. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jan 2, 2017
    The achoo and achieve line in survival is incredibly embarrassing
     
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  10. odd
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    odd

    Jan 1, 2017
    WHEN I GO ACHOOOO I ACHIEVE!

    They say I rap like a robot so call me rapbot

    I guess thats why they call it window pain

    Like I reached my full potential, I peaked

    Ill stick my d-ck in a circle but Im not f---in around

    You cannot ketchup to all this energy that I mustard

    Go smurf yourself and drink blue koolaid
     
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  11. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Jan 2, 2017
    HE SAID THAT ON HIS INSPIRATIONAL ANTHEM NOT AFRAID:currydead:
     
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  12. Lonny Breaux
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    Lonny Breaux I think my nuts look better on her face

    Jan 2, 2017
    Nipple is mine for the milking
     
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  13. Big Dangerous
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    Jan 2, 2017
    BRAIN DEAD RIMS

    YA, STOOPED WHEEELS
     
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  14. Michael Myers
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    Jan 2, 2017
    The full potential/peaked line was not bad at all tho
     
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  15. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Jan 2, 2017
    The messiest thing you've ever gone through was your purse

    A for effort, I guess.
     
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    SLAYAR

    Jan 1, 2017
    "I had a vasectomy, Hector/
    So you can't get pregnant when I bisexually wreck ya!"
     
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  17. Big Dangerous
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    Jan 2, 2017
    I think it's bad because it's a super mundane setup used to deliver a flat out moronic punchline.

    Recovery Era Eminem did that nonstop....

    I GAVE BRUCE WAYNE A VALIUM AND BLAH BLAH BLAH
    IM READY FOR CALM BAT MAN
    GET IT



    COMBAT MAN?





    Like there's a point where jokes and references aren't funny or clever because you literally have to go out of your way to set them up. That's not being smart or humorous
     
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  18. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

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    I just realized this gotta be the first time ever where Em fans try to ignore the different connections of Em's lines and make them simple and easy instead of being like "OMGzzZzz you guys just don't get the line Em is too smart everything connects this has 1 MILLion meaningss evrything is a puzzle 2 him it's too complicated for simple ears"
     
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  19. Pinocchio
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    Pinocchio

    Jan 2, 2017
    Actually it's double entendre, cuz: s---=crap
     
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  20. Spatula
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    Spatula 'Til I was 11 I bed wetted

    Jan 2, 2017
    You're all hearing it wrong. He didn't say "quit playing with scissors and s---" like literally playing with scissors and a piece of fecal matter. The "and s---" part is like when you're explaining something and want to say "things like that" or "you catch my drift"... Like if he said "He punched me in the face, broke my nose and s---"
    That s--- thing is a common reference when you're describing something intense. Or like saying "Merry Christmas and all that", could be replaced with "Merry Christmas and s---"

    So basically he said "quit playing with scissors and all that, cut the crap" but played with the literal meaning of the word s--- there, which is not literal.
     
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