Eminem SX80 Presents: Create an Eminem song

Started by Immy, Aug 10, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Packman
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    Aug 10, 2015
    My s--- made the whole hook

    Waaaay up, I feel blessed
     
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  2. Packman
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    Aug 10, 2015
    I pack stadiums like I used to pack my daughters lunch boxes
    Dre told me that maybe I should be less obnoxious
    I thought it over with some fast food, these are hard times b----
    Can I get a number four and make that A LARGE SIZE b----
    She forget my ketchup packet, The nerve of these b------s
    I'll write a song where I go to fast food places and murder these b------s
     
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  3. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Aug 10, 2015
    b------s think that they can keep f---ing with shady
    Maybe cause I showed my soft side bout Hailey
    Hehehehe to be so dumb and naive
    Baby I'm c-mming on you don't ya just love yur daddy
    Hehhehe my my look at those teets
    Me and hailie straight f---ing since she turned 18
    Hehrhehe all this c-m up on her sheets
    And a little piss k call me mr. Slim r kelly
    Hehehrhe I bet you thought stop and go was annoying
    But I'm flowing like a buffalo
    Soldier in my first single here we go
    Hehehehe maybe my lady and baby want a some of the three
    Hehehehe silly me I'm already raping them both
     
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  4. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 10, 2015
    :whoa:
     
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  5. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Aug 10, 2015
    Thought of the most cringe I could see him spitting
     
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  6. Packman
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    Aug 10, 2015
    I'll insult you and assault ya
    Only wipe my butt with charmin ultra
    While taking a bow but it's not my fault bruh
    Blame my mom for raising me alone without a husband
    such a s-----y mom being around when he wasn't
    It's her fault I became a flunkie and a junkie loser
    So i made a bunch of songs where I verbally abused her
    Treated her like s--- because I had no other topics
    Left her f---ing broke while I put money in my pockets
     
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  7. Alpha
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    Alpha

    Aug 10, 2015
    *In his old Slim Shady voice*

    Sh-Sh-Shady is b-back with the Ch-ch-ch-cha-chainsaw,
    You're about to endure pain in the middle of this snow,
    Guess I'm going back to my evil roots, to show, (a lil pause)
    This world what I'm capable of, 'cuz I'm still an American Psycho
    The f---ing angry blonde, yea, just like the power of Son Goku
    or Kakaroto, however you wanna call it, little do you know,
    I can't tolerate no ho, because of the way I flow,
    When all these words in my brain are being mixed slow
    I'm visibly invincible, but I stay untouchable like the rainbow
    I can't bother responding to internet nerds, tell that to @Koolo
    my studio is full of toxic, no wonder whatever I record is hazardous
    Brainstorming these rhymes, squashing the game like a tornado
    buttfucking all these hoes, till they scream hard like they're about to ditched inside a volcano
    What the f--- is this garbage being played on the radio?
    What am I supposed to listen to while I'm on the way to the studio?
    The signs of Armageddon are crystal clear
    You'll never taste p---- and glory if you stay living in fear...



    :dno:
     
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  8. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Aug 10, 2015
    *Nasally voice x100*

    Yo
    Slim shady, I r--- babies infected with rabies
    Butt f----- Dre on a Monday for a deal only to find out it wasn't real
    Here's another controversial line to f--- with a feminists mind
    I ran straight through a gay pride parade and I don't know how to finish that line so f--- it

    *Beat stop*

    I'm still a ren-uh-gayyyyyyyed

    :scaryem::bigquint::stan::shmurda:
     
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  9. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Aug 10, 2015
    This is so cringe :lol6:
     
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  10. FreeAgent
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

    Aug 10, 2015
    :m&mwoah:

    Song is fire
     
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  11. Renovator
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    Aug 10, 2015
    I was born in a twisted world as a misfit, suicide slit wrists to a life to stick with,
    pain gave me a gift and a mic to spit with, and it gave the whole world an opportunity to witness, so before you f---s say im silver at the olympics,
    I became a f---ing diamond on the sales statistics
     
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  12. Suburban Scum
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    Suburban Scum Annihilator

    Aug 10, 2015
    What the f--- was that
     
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  13. Renovator
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    Aug 10, 2015
    A verse
     
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  14. Suburban Scum
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    Suburban Scum Annihilator

    Aug 11, 2015
    Oh wait thats not towards you I didn't bother reading anything after the OP so thats what I was referring to assumed every attempt would be incredibly awkward and come from people with Eminem avys trying to make fun of him but holy s--- at the OP :stephena2:
     
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  15. ShadyXZ
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    Aug 11, 2015
    leave you lookin' like obie trice's career,
    sorry that you have to sit here and witness,
    me murdering people off of my lyrical hit list.
    with the bars im spittin' i can make you a drink,
    under the kitchen sink, with some draino and some peroxide,
    going bar to bar with me is something i'd call your last ride.
     
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  16. ShadyXZ
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    Aug 11, 2015
    I'd calling a warning shot, but the israeli already blew up your whole spot, incoming KDOT. (pause)
    (kendrick rides the beat).
     
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  17. GawDEDEDE
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    Aug 11, 2015
    LMFAO WHAT THE f---
     
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  18. ShadyXZ
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    Aug 11, 2015
    0.0 WHAT. ?
     
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  19. Isaak
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    Aug 11, 2015
    hahahahahaha :'(:'( im f---in dyin right now.. that s--- was so sick an twisted but it honestly made me laugh harder than anything all day, its so disturbing that its funny.. read it all in his voice an flow to an jus d---, thats so horrible but got me laughin in tears
     
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  20. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM PRIME WILL BE BACK

    Aug 11, 2015
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