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Adventures of a Dumbass

Started by Final, Aug 24, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Aug 24, 2015
    So I had school today. I walk on campus and to my surprise, throwing me completely off guard, they are playing King Kunta on the loud speakers. Yes. I think "Holy s---, today is gonna be badass.. what the f---" and continue my journey to my first hour class. I get to the classroom and take a seat in the back. I'm listening to the teacher lecture for a bit before I start to realize that the teacher in front of me is not the teacher on my schedule as they have different names. Unable to process this I continue to stay seated for another 40 mins. I'm in the right classroom and the M/W/F hours are the same and everything. I genuinely didn't understand where I went wrong. That's when I look at my classes again... It's 8:40AM and the class I think I'm sitting in doesn't start until 9:00AM.

    I was in the classroom an hour early from when I was supposed to be there... sitting through a different lecture. I completely skipped my first hour class by going to my second hour class first. I shake my head in disgust and leave to go to the correct class that I should have been in. I make it to the class with like 5 minutes left of the hour and as I walk in, the teacher yells out at me "Please wait outside, class is not over yet sir!" in which I respond, "Yea....So I think I was supposed to be here an hour ago." with what I assume is the dumbest look of my life on my face and the entire class bursts out laughing at me. The lame part is, I glance at the crowd of people as they are laughing and I see my friends little brother laughing his a--- off. So it's not even a secret that I'm an idiot, someone I know witnessed it.

    So now I'm that dumbass that shows up to class late as f--- on the first day and makes a fool of himself.

    Welcome to my life, struggles of a returning college student.


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  2. Doomtheskater
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    Doomtheskater

    Aug 24, 2015
    Its ok bb just drop out
     
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    Doomtheskater

    Aug 24, 2015
    No but for real, you dun goofed.
     
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    :vom:

    f--- are they doing playing that on the first day? Way to k--- the vibe :scust:
     
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    attila

    Aug 24, 2015
    I wouldn't have even went to the other class if it was 5 minutes left, I would've said oh well too late now and left.
     
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    Final ⚘

    Aug 24, 2015
    I halfway debated on not walking in to prevent myself from looking stupid but I wanted the teacher to know I was there.
    Some teachers will drop you from the class if you don't show up first day.

    I'm just glad they don't know why I was late.
     
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    Aug 24, 2015
    Why didnt u just s--- on the floor of the class room
     
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    Final ⚘

    Aug 24, 2015
    I know you're weird but it was actually a pretty dope moment.

    I could faintly hear it as I'm walking up from the parking lot and as I get closer, I realize what I'm hearing. :jo:
     
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    attila

    Aug 24, 2015
    Would it be the same if you would have waited until the class was over and wait for the class to have been cleared so you can talk to the teacher.

    Could have told him "i was actually suppose to be here with the class that just walked out and I didn't wanna walk in and look like a dumbass for what I've done".
     
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    Final ⚘

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    Robot stop trying to make me feel more stupid. I was already late as s--- and it was bothering me that I f----- up so bad so I just wanted to make sure I didn't miss anything else. At least I was able to sign the syllabus and turn it in like everyone else... I made it in time for that. :emoji_slight_frown:

    Something about making it to the right class before it ended made me feel like I accomplished something at least lmaooo.
     
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    Aug 24, 2015
    good thing:

    your the most popular in class now

    bad thing:

    they think your a slacker or a dumass
     
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    attila

    Aug 24, 2015
    Sorry.
     
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    Final ⚘

    Aug 24, 2015
    Sounds familiar.

    I think that's my reputation here as well. :final3:
     
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    Final ⚘

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    Oh yea.. so when I was in the wrong class, I stayed so long that I did the "introduce yourself" thing and this chick in there kept glancing at me the whole time and she even came and introduced herself to me right away when it started.

    I'll never see her again. :emoji_sob:
     
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    10/10 would laugh at your expense again
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    @Final is like the sitcom character with a perpetual laugh track following him
     
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

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    :wow2:
     
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