Oct 25, 2015 I was just listening to some old songs, freestyles and features from 1999., stuff during the SSLP period, and man, that style and content is incredible. Quotable funny lines on every song and freestyle. Slim Shady just being crazy without being personal is the best. I really miss lines like "Made a bomb threat with a fake device, strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice" "Break into your crib, steal your s--- and lock it back" "Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement" "Pills keep screaming "PLEASE QUIT SWALLOWING ME"" "All that's left of your niece is a piece of her doll and all that's left of her puppy is a leash and a paw" "My split personality is having an identity crisis" Man, Slim Shady was brilliant. I don't know what exactly happened between SSLP and MMLP, but he got angry and personal. The original Slim Shady wasn't angry, he just had a twisted sense of humor. What are your favorite classic Slim Shady lines?
Oct 25, 2015 "Im off my f---ing rocker like my grandma tipping over" "This place is my house, you might as well erase my face with whiteout cause y'all cant see me like mases eyebrows" Em didnt give a f--- yo
Oct 25, 2015 "You probably hear me rap half-hearted cause I don't like rap anyway, I'm just tryin to get my porno career started" "I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow" "I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees, and walkin through south central L.A. bleedin' in jeans (am I a blood or a crip?)"
Oct 25, 2015 "There's people that love me, people that hate me, but it's the evil that made me this backstabbing', deceitful, and shady"
Oct 26, 2015 So when I grab a pencil and squeeze it between fingers I'm not a rapper, I'm a demon who speaks English Freak genius, too extreme for the weak and squeamish
Oct 26, 2015 "it's lifetime bliss for eternal torture and shame" "I hate my life, that's why i degrade my wife, went to the kitchen to make a sandwich, and just ate the knife"
