The Official Battle Rap Thread (KOTD/URL/DF/etc)

Started by Narsh, Nov 29, 2014, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Dec 4, 2015
    Lmfao I give props to Charron for not being a b---- about it and actually slapped off his cap. K Shines a fa---- for getting so sensitive.
     
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  2. Fitzy
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Dec 9, 2015
    Haven't watched any recent battles...

    Someone got the hook up for some new, fresh battles to check out?
     
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  3. cdbleb
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    Dec 10, 2015


    Just mentioning people who posted on this page. Decent for a long, single round, battle.

    @prison mike
    @Koolo
    @Narsh
    @Leary
    @Charlie Strangelove
    @Pinhead
    @Enigma
    @Fitz
    @redsoxx
     
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  4. Pinhead
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    Dec 10, 2015
    Don't even want to watch this knowing that Hollow cooked. Can't deal with the fact that we should have gotten a three round classic out of it.

    f--- these random leagues trying to leech off the culture. Never works out, and almost always comes at the cost of the fans.
     
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  5. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Dec 10, 2015
    Should check out the Fresco vs Thesarus battle, I think it's on the previous page.
     
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  6. Oldboy
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    Dec 10, 2015
    Not super fresh but Lux vs Hollow is a must watch
     
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  7. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Dec 10, 2015
    Pat Stay still switching up rounds on people? The guy has no volume anymore. I swear he was pretty good when he started in KOTD. Hollow ran back that awful snow punch and still caught a body.
     
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  8. Fitzy
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Dec 10, 2015
    @Koolo @Enigma

    :khaled2:

    you smort, you loyal, you grapeful and I appreciate dat
     
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  9. 50 Yen
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    50 Yen Cal Chuchesta's #1 Stan

    Dec 10, 2015
    anyone else only watch battle rap when its Dizaster?
     
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  10. Narsh
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    Dec 10, 2015
    :ummmm:
     
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  11. 50 Yen
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    50 Yen Cal Chuchesta's #1 Stan

    Dec 10, 2015
    Its like the only battle rapper ive been exposed to :emoji_sweat_smile:
     
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  12. Narsh
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    Hahah word..Diz is great. He wasn't for a while, but recently he's been returning to form

    The sketch menace and dumbfounded are great
     
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  13. prison mike
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    prison mike I'M PRISON MIKE!

    Dec 11, 2015
    Honestly I downloaded his battle with Pat Stay just to trim Diz's first round cause it's littered with greatness. Besides the slip up with the seeing eye dog punchline, and Diz f---in' screaming at the fans for reacting, he kicks it in to overdrive when he goes into his "Let me teach you how to actually do a scheme." scheme, and yes, I'm gonna attempt to quote it off hand, and f--- up spelling, and what he says, but I think it goes

    You could be a bear, cat, lion, rhino, Pat that would be cool with me
    Cause when I rap, I act as if I'm pullin' an act of animal cruelty
    Watch Lassie get neutered and then hand me my jewelry, Yeah
    I'm a twisted arab, being a psychopath isn't new to me
    I move like an android, I'm an animal fused between
    A catalyst while passin' it through the genes
    I'm not even an actual human being, I'm a walkin' hannibal movie scene
    My thoughts form like inception, walls around me collapse
    While I'm strapped to a huge machine, rapidly maneuvering through rooms
    While the changing gravity, telepathically movin' things
    Makin' the ground crack beneath me like Leonardo DiCaprio trapped in a lucid dream
    I'm as savage as UFC, I been known to knock white heads out like acne removal cream

    f---in' brilliant rhyme scheme, and his passion is great. He should've won that battle but his performance really lacked, he beat himself.

    In your opinions, what are the BIGGEST upsets in Battle History? Like people getting f-----.. for example, a battle that would pop up to me was Porich and Diaz beating Illmaculate and The Saurus, BOGUS decision. Can't believe it was even split, their choreography was so gay.

    Also, I think Hollow still beat Pat but how gay is it that they made it only one round, and it wasn't even unlimited. I hope they got paid well at least, I'm sure they did.
     
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  14. cdbleb
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  15. cdbleb
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    Check out Bigg K

    JC's nice, too.
     
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  16. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

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    Caustic is so corny. His 2nd round was awful and that 3rd round is being so over-hyped.
     
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  17. prison mike
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    prison mike I'M PRISON MIKE!

    Dec 14, 2015
    Which third round? His or Bigg K's? I thought the cat round was hilarious. It was Bigg K taking a page outta Caustic's book and playing the s--- out of an angle. I usually really enjoy Caustic's performances but this one was completely underwhelming. Bigg K, as usual, brings very simple bars, but his delivery is top notch. I mean his bars aren't simple as a whole, his rhymes are but he sells it so well, you don't care. Also, Caustic mentioning his friend by name is the first time I've seen K react like that. He usually plays it very cool, but that got to him, apparently.Surprised that this one battle of the night tbh, but I guess they would've had to pay Fresco twice lol.
     
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  18. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

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    Caustic's 3rd round. I thought Big K's 3rd was funny as well but everyone was saying how Caustic bodied K in the third. I thought Caustic's 3rd was corny as h---. And really??? This won battle of the night??
     
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  19. prison mike
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    prison mike I'M PRISON MIKE!

    Dec 16, 2015
    Yep. They got $500 each and Fresco got a thousand dollar bonus for being nominated as performance of the night.

    I really love Caustic, and think he's extremely talented. He's dealt some serious beatings in the past. Matt Daleand Jefferson Price in particular. His third round against Cortez was hilarious as well. K was consistent, but I expected wayyy more from Caustic. And none of his rounds stood out. His freestyling in the second (Anytime someone says MFer repeatedly in their bars so close together, I interpret that as freestyling), about the bouncer s--- was just corny. His trailer line was funny as f--- but him trying to portray himself as realer than K in his third was just forced, hard to take serious, and really not that good, as far as entertainment. Plus he backed down REAL quick after he said dude's name, which he doesn't usually do. Don't see how someone can brag about how hard they are and do that in the same round.
     
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  20. prison mike
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    prison mike I'M PRISON MIKE!

    Dec 16, 2015
    If you guys want to laugh your a----s off, you should check out these "Bad Bars" from Don't Flop. Episode 2 when Shuffle T and Marlo shed light on the battle that inspired their "Bad Bars" battle is riddled with the most hilariously awful lines.




    .This one ends with the Canibus vs Dizaster battle - It's hilarious.




     
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