Jan 25, 2017 Ate like half a box of cereal yesterday and woke up this morning with the bubbles. I can just feel a bomb in my stomach about to explode. So I tried to drop it in 1st, everyone is in class chilling, no activity, its a greenlight. My teacher doesn't do passes. So I hold up for 2nd. My stomach just back flips into place and says "I'm good". I'm just sitting here just confused the entire time. Problem hits around 3rd, right now. I'm out of class and the only closest bathroom I can use is f---ing filthy as f---. Got 2 stalls around clogged with s---, 3rd stall has piss just all over the floor, and the handicap is closed. That's a good 95% of all stalls here, only good place is all the way upstairs.
Jan 25, 2017 Your first mistake was waiting until your 3rd period to go. Also you would of probably had a better chance at a cleaner stall if you would of went sooner. Lastly, I ain't holding my number 2 for no teacher. I'll take a detention over holding my number 2 in anyday.
Jan 25, 2017 Pointless thread now. I let one loose durning weight training. Our gym is like in the basement so there were roaches crawling up the ceiling and markings everywhere. I guess anybody can talk about their public bathroom moments
Jan 25, 2017 when me and my bros are pissing at the same time in our dorm, i'll piss on the floor under the stall divider and try to hit their shoes
Jan 25, 2017 When your pissing in a urinal next to someone taking a s--- in a stall and hear them grunt or hear a really loud fart....... That s--- makes me wanna bust out laughing
Jan 25, 2017 You've gotta s--- before you go to class. The secret is to hold it in from the night before, and create a nice build-up so that when you go to release, it never fails. Have never have to use the public restroom at my school. If an emergency ever came up I would just use a bush instead. I know some people here s--- in the urinals because it's so bad. Doesn't help we only have one janitor. I think there were more at some point, but they must've gotten tired of having to mop the piss off the walls. If only people just flushed the toilet after they s---, maybe it could all be prevented.
Jan 25, 2017 A few years ago on a works trip, we stopped at a services and went to the toilet. My friend suffers from the phenomenon known as "pee shy". So he struggles to piss in front of strangers. This urinal was packed with travelers. I went, washed my hands. He was still struggling. So to help him out I pointed at him and shouted "This guy isn't pissing he is just looking at guys Willie's!!" With that he zipped up and attacked me physically. It was funny at the time I guess.
Jan 25, 2017 When I was little my dad let me use a stall by myself it was clogged so my dumb a--- decided to flush.. it overflowed all over the floor and my blueberry codeine windbreaker pants kind of blocked out what happened after
Jan 25, 2017 troll to the max. I got a pal like that. Takes forever just to piss in the urinal or take a s---. Needs the bathroom to be cleared or nobody around
Jan 25, 2017 Simple story, I remember I had to use it in Target and I let out the loudest fart. Like a trumpet sound. Was the only one in there and the bathrooms were near the checkout section too so I had to endure the deadly stares of people
