Sep 5, 2017

Fubba u cubba Kuba yubba obubba ubba

 

Sep 5, 2017

Aight,

My name is slim, haven't been relevant since you were able recognize lil kim. Twisted grin, acting like i'm 15 when i'm almost 45, but don't be shy baby just don't hide, its just me acting awkward and shy with the duck walk to get by. Grew up rough, always had it tough, don't call my bluff unless you wanna see me be gruff, doing a duet with Rhianna singing about love.
Kangool hat and hanging with drake, am i cool again, cause i'm starting to age (people start screaming looking at his face) Never see me bow down to no one, im an independent one man army on a crusade, until i let Paul see my lyrics and the entire lines need to be changed. Went from yelling and screaming to punchlines and jokes, now im remaking albums, whats next who knows?
Fans show me love wherever i go, even though half of my fanbase is just 13 years old. Always with a pen and a pad crying about my missing dad, limelight please come back, i cant make royalties off of Fack.....then Fack starts playing

 

Sep 5, 2017

Cringe

 

Sep 5, 2017

This was physically painful

 

Sep 5, 2017

I forage in my foreksin for endorphins that I put in my porridge while choking on an orange stored in a door hinge.

Fell face first on the couch, found a mouse, louse, grouch, pouch, house and trout snout in Joe Budden's blouse.

I put my microwave in my fireplace while I hibernate and Kanye waves to Jay. Guess that's why they call it "Tidal wave".

Took the grenade out of Rene's driveway and tried to hide away in my microwave. But it was too late and my insides fried away.

f--- Trump with a stump, thumb, my mum's bump, and lil pump's rump.

Prod. Alex da Kid

 

Sep 5, 2017

I already said once no favors so me rhymin on ur s--- you must be flatlinin,
Cause I aint cosignin for nobodys studio time and
f--- u say to me about trap Ryan? Like u dont listen to 2 chainz while ur clothes dryin
I dont wanna hear none of u cryin cause I'l drop an album whenever I feel like it

 

Sep 5, 2017

you're telling me, you try ghost writing for a 45 yr old man who dyes his hair blonde

 

Sep 5, 2017

I'm telling you you succeeded

 

Sep 5, 2017

f--- my dad
I think my moms gone crazy
Swear to god this b---- a--- bingo-players lazy. Perk'd up w caffeine Prozac and cocaine see.
I potentialLY had potential B.
I was permanently set back since the inside of my dads nut-sac.
But I came out full speed just screaming FAAAACCCKKKK.
Compared to being black, yet I'm the one whos racist. Just because I rapped on point with multi-syllables and at a fast pace b----.
This is it what I eat sleep piss and s---...


Blahahahahhshahah blahh

 

Sep 5, 2017

Lmaooooooooo

 

Sep 5, 2017

I'll take bolo and shove it in a h---
right in his a------ and tell him yolo

 

Sep 5, 2017

My psalms is sweaty, knees weak cross is heavy, last super is ready, its lords spaghetti. Hes nervous, but has a purpose, to be like Gods votary, he drops bars but keeps on forgetting what he preached about. The whole church get so loud, he opens his mouth and the words are so devout, hes spoken wow, the whole crowds awoken now, time up church is over pow!

 

Sep 5, 2017

always imagined an I need a doctor remake to start like-

I told the world, it owed me more,
I was thrown off course, so much more,
then news reports let you absorb,
yet my truest formed, crews and swarmed,
like troops in war...

and so on

 

Sep 5, 2017

s---, I got a Butt hole flow as I snap terds/
Like animal crackers backwards/
They give back words, crackers and animals like/
The only alpha yet killin the alphabet on the mic/
Rap god, they want more from the messiah/
But I haven't been with a whor- since Mariah/
So if you want the c--- and balls or just the penis/
Climb some rock walls jot your name where the Pen-is/
Or pencil Richard in for a meeting/
More men still get hard when I'm giving a shady greeting/
Than Elton Jon on stage next to em/
I just got an idea for a new song, hang on I just got a text from Kim/
Man could marshal be any dumber?/
You d--- well I dialed in her number/
Heard a voice say "this is Ken Kaniff"/
"You really going to act like I'm the only guy you been with"/
"We all know you and Dre were not a myth"/
So I answered back "you got me dog I'm stiff"/

 

Sep 5, 2017

 

Sep 5, 2017

Would it be cheating if I responded with a serious answer?
@CSW

 

Sep 5, 2017

if you are who you say you are prove it with rhymes

 

Sep 5, 2017

This is a mix of Encore/Relapse era em but I think it's pretty spot on:

Verse two, who am I gonna murder, not a clue
s---, I got me some better things to do
Pop a valium and some methadone, don't ya know
I'm starting to lose control, bowel movements are fluid too ya know
Crazy enough to k--- a motherfucking two year old
So, no, I don't really like the way that booty go
No hands, come jump up on this booty pole
All my friends are dead, shot em in the head
All my friends are dead, got em and their friends
Calm down, f--- that too lit can't calm now
Aww wow, started singing the wrong song now
Only Bussa Bus can tell me to calm down
All these white rapper clones getting bombed now
I'm Saddam now, I'll Hurt You, I'm the bomb now
ahh now (Ayo, Calm Down n-----)
Flip the whole mode cause my balls got bigga
it's all because I'm (chicka chicka)

 

Sep 5, 2017

Go deliver your pizzas you peasant.

 

Sep 5, 2017

not quite the channeling your so excited verse was but i’ll take it