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Eminem Write Your Own Eminem Verse

Started by Mikey, Sep 5, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Xerksis
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    Xerksis

    Sep 6, 2017
    Nowadays even my fans think I'm trash
    They say I'm fat, relapsed and they b---- about my kangol hat
    Considering that, I might as well put a gun to my head
    Don't hold back, pull the trigger then I'm dead
    paint the walls red
    Now you MFers will never get
    the sequel to bagpipes from bagdad
    :emoji_relaxed:
     
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  2. attila
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    attila

    Sep 6, 2017
    I'm gonna chew you up like cannibals do
    Call me Manneballector
    Im an animal
    Going through all the state capitals
    Yeah I'm gonna find you and when I do
    You are gonna be in critical condition that there won't be no need for a hospital
    Now you about to realize I'm crazier than ever
    You might wanna surrender
    Cause I got duck tape machetes and scissors
    It's gonna be a massacre
    Columbine style
    Shadys back b----
    bigger than tom brady
    gonna be in game till I'm a hundred & 80
    nobody can stop me
    not even the almighty (god)
    so don't fear death cause I'm coming
    leaving you with nothing
     
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  3. relapse 2
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    relapse 2

    Sep 6, 2017
     
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  4. MMXVI
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    MMXVI

    Sep 6, 2017
    Your wrong if you think you can replace me,
    Shady is crazy,
    I murder these gays like I was John Wayne gacey.
    Face me ,
    Il have you tied up and r---d in the basement.
     
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  5. RG9
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    RG9

    Sep 6, 2017
    Well after reading this thread it’s safe to say I can see why everyone here is on a forum rather than pursuing a career in rap
     
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  6. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Sep 6, 2017
    90 degree an-gle, and then I'll play with my Wang, girl. ***BEAT PAUSE***
     
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  7. BigTheCac
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    BigTheCac

    Sep 6, 2017
    all i need is a beat and a mic
    and ill delete more lives than the school shooter type
    ropes and knives. dope and cries
    hopin to choke all of these broke lonely moping wives
     
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  8. King Tadpole
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    King Tadpole Arizona Sky LP by Tadpole

    Sep 6, 2017
    Won't take a hoe on a date
    Even if she a fig next to a watering tank
    Romance? With who? Lindsay Lohan??
    No man. Tie her and cauterize her till she's on fire and has no hands and stuff her in a truck next to a shovel, mud and coke cans!! AND THEN ILL GO TRANS!!!

    (sips water)

    Taylor Swift? I'd nail her inch by inch in her sail and rail her t-ts after sniffin inhalants bit by bit with Christ ina Aguileras clit!!! Addin random words for extra emphasis to take my rhymes extend em a bit just to pretend that its my lyrical ascendance in ever miraculous sentence!!!!!
     
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  9. BigTheCac
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    BigTheCac

    Sep 6, 2017
    like Gohan
     
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  10. King Tadpole
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    Sep 6, 2017
    Like Gohan
    rowing through sand
    with a broken hand
    through open land
    in thousand mile ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  11. King Tadpole
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    King Tadpole Arizona Sky LP by Tadpole

    Sep 6, 2017
    More random words?

    More random words...

    More random words morerandromwordsmorerandomwords

    MORE RANDOM WORDS!!!!!
     
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  12. BigTheCac
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    BigTheCac

    Sep 6, 2017
    my favorite dressing is a thousand island
    could drown 20 woman and still keep the b------s smiling
     
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  13. LoveGame
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    Location: Liverpool

    LoveGame Love Game

    Sep 6, 2017
    I'm the bees knes but I ain't calling you honey
    b---- leave me a loan you ain't getting my money


    I got bored.
     
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  14. Nelly05
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    Nelly05 Ƭ̵̬̊

    Sep 7, 2017
    The dating scene's become f---in tragic (bleh)
    Got white b------s with bratz lips fillin their a----s with plastic (eww)
    Can't get a black chick cuz foolish pride put me on the blacklist (racist honky)
    Otherwise I'd k--- jay z so Beyoncé could get that pillowy a--- hit (whoa)
    Lemonade made me spastic, made me think I could really have it, (yes)
    The queen bee threw that ring and I f---in creamed when she let the facts hit (he did what???)
    Jigga cheatin on the supreme had him lookin like a fa---- (cuz cheating's gay)
    I was like that's it,
    the f---in shovel
    Yeah I grabbed it,
    so I could introduce him to the maggots (let's go)
    Marry that bad b---- (yeah)
    on top of his f---in casket (haha)
    But they both moved past it, their love lasted (aww)
    And I now I'm back in the lab pretending I wrote this verse on acid (I love you Jay!)
     
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