Nov 10, 2017

Guys, please stop to be anxious about a feature or not. Eminem is back, this is the most important thing

 

Nov 10, 2017

Maybe or maybe not. We'll see.

 

Nov 10, 2017

I played Battlefront 2 the whole night, It's not like I was staring at my screen for something to happen

 

Nov 10, 2017

Unless at noon interscope releases a pill that allows people to actually walk on water

 

Nov 10, 2017

sorry but there is no maybe

 

Nov 10, 2017

Forgive me if I’m late but did y’all hear the snippet ?

 

Nov 10, 2017

lmao

 

Nov 10, 2017

I wanna cop so bad but ya boy on that student budget lmao

 

Nov 10, 2017

Good one

 

Nov 10, 2017

Trying to keep expectations in check

I was just being a c--- m8

 

Nov 10, 2017

If Adele were somehow on this track, he's doing 2mil week one lol

 

Nov 10, 2017

Classic incominghttps://www.reddit.com/r/Eminem/comments/7c13ep/take_this_with_a_grain_of_salt/?st=J9TYDFBU&sh=67be569b

 

Nov 10, 2017

He's faking so hard. You can see trough this post that he doesn't have a lot of social interactions because nobody talk like that

 

Nov 10, 2017

Nah I’m just dumb i thought this was real lmao

 

Nov 10, 2017

sounds like garbage

 

Nov 10, 2017

here's a readable version of this mess

Spoiler

Him: yo

Me: what’s good

Him: you know about Revival

Me: is that a serious question lol

Him: haha I heard the first single

Me: dead a---? Your job???

Him: yep

Me: send it to me

Him: imagine

Me: bro come on

Him: nah I like not being in prison

Me: ur a fa----

Him: thanks

Me: is it dope?

Him: not my style but you’ll ride his d-ck for it, it’s pretty funny though

Me: can you give me some lyrics and s---

Him: hold on let me see if they’ll let me hear it again

Me: ite

Him: first line is “guess who’s back, look who’s here, it’s the rap god you p-----s fear, took some years off and grew a beard,” stupid as f---

Me: lol I don’t believe you

Him: lmao ok whatever

Me: jk, is the chorus him or a girl

Him: him

Me: how does it go

Him: it’s like half rap half singing, pretty catchy, and he rhymes “walk on water” the whole time which is sick, falls in order, my jaws a mortar, something something all I slaughter but they still treat me like I walk on water”

Me: ughhh just send it to me

Him: never that

Me: can you tell me some more then pleaseee

Him: nah just wait lol

Me: come on d-ck

Him: the funniest line is “the sleeze bags I f--- don’t need class, they just need to eat a--- unless they want a treebranch slammed across their kneecaps” then he says some s--- about being the Russel Simmons of cunnelingous cuz he will DEF JAM his tongue up in it,” lmao mad funny, but I’m out I’m not gonna get in trouble you’ll hear it in a few hours peace {/spoiler]

 

Nov 10, 2017

...how many of y'all got that recovery album?

 

Nov 10, 2017

I will def jam my tongue up in that....lol

 

Nov 10, 2017

first line is “guess who’s back, look who’s here, it’s the rap god you p-----s fear, took some years off and grew a beard
Me: jk, is the chorus him or a girl

Him: him

FAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE