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You got a beard?

Started by CavalierTD, Nov 20, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. icecube
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    Nov 20, 2017
    Can't stand not having a smooth face. But I shave every day for work.

    I don't shave for a week when I'm on holiday and I look like a f---ing hobo after a few days.

    Never actually tried to sculp a beard though so I guess after a week I could make it look a lot better.
     
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  2. CavalierTD
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    Nov 20, 2017
    I can't imagine not having a beard anymore tbh. or facial hair at least when I couldn't grow a full beard
     
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  3. TheFazer
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    TheFazer Always Baked, Never Fried

    Nov 20, 2017
    if you have a beard, I recommend using beard and mustache conditioner by cremo. especially if your beard is itchy and rough. leaves it soft too for the ladies to touch.
     
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  4. Legacy22
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    stubble g--->
     
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  5. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 20, 2017
    if u want to become trans or nu-male h--- i'd suggest take this advice;
    otherwise it's a f---ing beard. you want a good one? get some testosterone up ya.
     
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  6. Allis Mines
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    Nov 20, 2017
    No, I hate having facial hair always shave it at least every 2 or 3 days. I see so many people with disgusting beards, think of all that fecal matter in there. My new work place doesn't allow beards any way.
     
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  7. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Nov 21, 2017
    yes idiots its no shave November
     
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  8. Broccoli Tree
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    yeah i got a full beard at 15 which is pretty weird
     
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  9. Big Dangerous
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    Nov 21, 2017
    How does a broccoli grow facial hair??
     
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  10. Broccoli Tree
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    Broccoli Tree

    Nov 21, 2017
    it just grows naturally with the right conditions but usually takes up about 80-90 years
     
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  11. Street Prophet
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    Nov 21, 2017
    could never grow one in my teens, barely can in my 20s, so i keep clean shaved
     
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  12. TheFazer
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    TheFazer Always Baked, Never Fried

    Nov 22, 2017
    how would someone become trans or nu-h--- if they're taking care of their beard? take care of your beard just as you would take care of your hair or genitals. nothing wrong with some proper grooming.
     
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  13. Heisenberg
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    Nov 23, 2017
    Screw you guys that can grow beards but shave them.
     
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  14. chip100
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    Nov 23, 2017
    Nope, I can grow a grizzly one but it looks gingery/coppery plus It messes with my skin to much. I also hate close-shaving so just a go over with clippers with no attachments every couple of weeks. Very low maintenance and I'm suited to a bit of stubble.
     
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  15. RetiredAccount
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    Nov 23, 2017
    This.
     
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  16. Backroad Bobby
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    Nov 23, 2017
    I do, but it's patchy af, but if I shave I look like I'm 12.
     
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