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Eminem Eminem is the king of bad pickup lines

Started by Spatula, Jan 21, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Jan 21, 2018
    Remind Me and Heat are actually great if you consider them as a showcase of intentionally bad pickup lines. Bad pickup lines are the greatest pickup lines and Eminem is dominating the scene. If you said the things from the songs to a girl she'd have to chuckle at how dumb your lines are but would provoke a reaction enough to continue talking. Try it out.
     
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  2. Evad
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    Evad Balls

    Jan 21, 2018
    do this if you don’t wanna have sex
     
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  3. DetroitDGAF
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    Instructions unclear, my d-ck is stuck in the toaster.
     
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    HanSolo

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    pablo godflow

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  6. Groovy Tony
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    I told my girl "your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea" and she laughed and told me to eat it then
    :wtfno:
     
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  7. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

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    There you go.
     
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  8. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

    Jan 21, 2018
    Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette.

    :123effwefwveec:
     
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

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    Op srsly thinks this
     
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    I hope you ate well that day
     
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    Jan 21, 2018
    Well, OP has a point. As long as you don't actually keep the conversation with those lines and actually talk about something girls might be interested in (this means you make her talk and listen more lol. ), you would be fine.
     
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    If your belly button isn't an innie, then I'm outtie.
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

    Jan 23, 2018
    Who the f--- uses pickup lines in 2018
     
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  14. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

    Jan 23, 2018
    I got no pick up lines.. I stay on my grind.. I tell these hoes all the time.. b---- get in my car.
    :502:
     
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

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    Snoop dogg token quarter dime into a jute box is a flawless Em line. Dope
     
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