Eminem Eminem needs to quit saying random s---

Started by 1999, Dec 17, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. BlackStan
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    Feb 8, 2019
    at this point eminem can say whatever the h--- he wants hes the goat, its yall who dont have to listen
     
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  2. dna hits
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    Feb 8, 2019
    Eminem just needs to quit rapping period at this point. Never saw a artist fall off as bad as him. It’s embarrassing. Destroying any legacy he had left with all the horrible projects he released the past decade. And the embarrassing cyphers where he runs out of breath every 5 seconds. Please start smoking weed and popping pills Marshall so you can listen and observe how s--- all your recent music was.
     
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  3. thatmotherfkr
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    Feb 8, 2019
    you never get tired of repeating this huh?...maybe you should retire from saying the same s--- over and over again like an autistic during a fire drill
     
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  4. Brubbels
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    Feb 8, 2019
    Your post -and perfectly valid point- went way over this stan’s head tbh. Eminem’s wordplay typically only makes sense in a literal sense, not figuratively speaking, which is way harder.
     
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  5. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

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  6. volvo
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    Mar 4, 2019
    The thing is, nowadays, he believes people should be left in awe at his ability to rhyme things. He doesn't realize that nobody with a functional brain has questioned whether he can rhyme.

    Here's an example: I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
    Just so happens she's fond of algae
    'Cause now she faceplants on the concrete

    None of this makes sense. What the f--- does Linda Ronstadt have to do with a lobster? Well, apparently, he realized "Linda Rond" rhymes with "with a lob", but what he doesn't realize is that none of this is interesting. Even in his old "hip hop shop" songs, his wordplay had more purpose and meaning than it does now.

    Another thing he doesn't realize is that nobody who doesn't need a brain transplant thinks his vulgar wordplay is great. "I gotta ID ya / I got a idea"... he's sacrificing proper grammar just so he can tell us these things sound alike. What happened to subtle wordplay that doesn't interfere with what you're saying? Most people never realized the wordplay in these lines:

    Somethin' told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache, it works"
    I screamed, "Ow, my appendix feel like they could burst
    Teacher, teacher, quick, I need a naked nurse"
    "What's the matter?"
    "I don't know, my leg, it hurts"
    "Leg? I thought you said it was your tummy"
    "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee"
     
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  7. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

    Mar 7, 2019
    Young thug poster.
    Unplugged toaster.
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  8. Z Gangsta
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    Z Gangsta aka Music Anniversary Enjoyer

    Mar 7, 2019
    Em is da best
     
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