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    theitalianstallion The Death of fromconnecticut (Coup de Coq)

    Jul 12, 2024
    THE DEATH OF SLIM SHADY
    (
    Coup de Grâce)

    album reaction and review from me and @fromconnecticut

    this is mostly my first listen reaction + last spin revised reaction


    Renaissance 8/10

    what the h--- is happening? is this AI? is this from 20 years ago mixed with re-recorded verses and AI in a clever way?
    dope intro, on Premonition's level but better for obvious reasons.

    Habits 6.5/10

    that switch to slim shady voice sent me to h--- and paradise at the same time. don't like the flow. second verse flow is actually dope, got that smootheness but half choppy(?_?). third verse, we're back on the doomsday 2 flow. can't let it go can you?
    oh now we're back.
    g.d. when they mix together I want to r--- a little person.
    the faster flow doesn't bother me, it's laid back and not speedrapping. white gold is great.

    Trouble 6.5/10

    I mean it's a cool interlude but this f---ing beat is fire he should've made a whole song for it.
    f--- blind people and deaf people s---?
    gen z tryna cancel me bla bla, angry 50 year old trying to piss kids off.
    best I can do is interpret it as "you want me to go back to this dumb s---?" while making a mockery of his old self. point is, that's not what slim shady did.

    Brand New Dance 9/10

    is this just from Encore or Curtain Call? what's it doing on this album?? nevertheless...

    Clap your hands and stomp your feet
    Everybody join together
    Can you feel the funky beat?
    Everywhere you see people laughing and
    Dancing in the street
    On the count of three, everybody do
    The Christopher Reeves
    One, two, three, follow me

    too catchy

    Evil 7.5 or 8/10
    woke up with an attitude brought me back to 2000
    what a dope f---ing hook. prime hook s---.

    send me all them addicts semi automatics

    see here I actually like that when he switches voices his style changes too and modern em fully kicks in. He knows he could sound differently but likes what he does now I guess.

    VERSE 3 IS GREAT. I can't even tell the ai voice and his normal voice in the beginning. Pretty good when it goes fully back to modern em again too. Flow is still choppy at times but it goes well with the insane beat. What a beat.

    All You Got
    no rating ofc but great idea. poor Slim

    Lucifer 10/10
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT the beat OOOOOOOOOOOO
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAA

    should've rapped with this f---ing angry sounding voice/mixing throughtout the whole album for his modern voice bits.

    Candace Hoewens catchin strays

    My s--- is like taking Deborah Mathers at her word
    Yeah I'm that absurd we had a spat then afterwards
    We squashed the beef like a hamburger patty or should I say gigantic turd
    Cause I put that s--- to bed like Amber Heard at a Mattress Firm
    SLUTTTT

    bridge or whatever that's called has MMLP vibes. All over a f---ing Relapse beat. g.d..

    But if this is what he do to his mom (Pfft)
    Imagine what he'd do to you (Ha), I'm a lunatic armed
    And if it's you I use to clip on, for you to respond
    Is ludicrous, ma, look at what your uterus spawned, Lucifer

    Antichrist 8 or 8.5/10

    THE f---ing VOCALS with his new voice. I WANT THIS FOR THE WHOLE ALBUM.

    The AI is pure TES and he's flowin like it. coward.

    But if you wonder why is @Marsh considered the harshest spitter (Why?)
    'Cause I can spit a bar like it's a
    Cross between Nas and GZA, Biggie Smalls, and RZA
    So hard, Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj'll scissor (Cut it out)

    With ben affleck on the left wing of what and where?????????????????

    beginning of verse 2 must be from MMLP2. is he just mixing verses from the vault or what?
    Beat is crazy

    the jada/will slap line is hilarious

    nooooo WHY ARE YOU RAPPING LIKE THIS AGAIN MFer f--- YOU SLOW DOWN YOU WERE DOING GOOD

    oh my good Bizarre? LOL

    Fuel 10/10

    JID?????
    d--- is this Bruuuh part. 2? where Denzel at?
    JID is snappin. JESUS CHILL. if eminem comes out fast rapping to compete with him Im going to stop the album right here.

    f---ing with the hook. prime hook s--- again.

    GODDAMMIT THAT OPENING.
    GO ON

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I'm like a R-A-P-E-R (Yeah)
    Got so many S-As (S-As), S-As (Huh)
    Wait, he didn't just spell the word, "Rapper" and leave out a P, did he? (Yep)
    R.I.P., rest in peace, Biggie
    And Pac, both of y'all should be living (Yep)
    But I ain't tryna beef with him (Nope)
    'Cause he might put a hit on me like Keefe D did him
    And that's the only way you're gonna be killing me
    Ain't gonna be on no beat silly


    Got the most content on the continent
    And constant compliments give me confidence (I'ma)
    Across the common sense and incompetence (Uh)
    Incognizant, the conflict's are consequence
    Of accomplishments that conference through compeitish
    If conquered done conked him into unconsciousness
    Through conscious, I conjure that
    King Kong had just called me, "Kamikaze," I'm gun cocked to this

    JESUS ARE YOU NOT DONE YET????

    Nobodies sixteen's are touching
    These motherfuckin' index fingers f---in' the nina
    Clutchin' the nine millimeter, tuckin' the heat
    Got the toaster like an English muffin
    No, I mean, "Toast to" like you drink to somethin'
    But it's in a holster, I proceed to bust it
    f--- around and get popped like Halyna Hutchins
    Like I'm Alec Baldwin, what I mean is buckin' you down, coup de grâce then
    Right between the f---in'
    I s---t 'em all in if you think you're f---in' with me
    You're gonna suffer the f---in' repercussions
    The reaper's comin' to heathen and I need it from me
    I keep replenishing fuel while the beat I'm punishin'

    never thought I'd say this I swear to god, check my d--- past comments if you think this isn't genuine.
    but eminem just murdered JID. unfair cause he gave him half the time but WOW.

    Road Rage 5/10

    what is this? a letter to fat f---ers?
    the beautiful layered vocals with the choppy flow are creating the biggest conflict ever in me. sounds like Nice Guy or Good Guy whatever that s--- was.

    "yeah all my obese people" LOL

    alright, I interpret it as Slim Shady and Eminem together subtly making fun of majin buu's while also staying a bit serious.

    Eminem wanted to let us know he supports Stevie but he wouldn't f--- him. cool.


    the f--- is this voice LOL. low key loved that last verse.

    Houdini 10/10

    f---. this might actually be the best song on the album. too bad. should've released something else as a single maybe.

    Breaking News
    cool skit, keeps the concept going. cool cool

    Guilty Conscience 2 10/10

    I mean isn't this exactly all we wanted?
    should've called this My Darling 2 tho. also Evil Twin ON STEROIDS and I love that song to death.
    the beat is doing weird things to my crotch area. sounds like Trouble's beat.

    HERE'S THE THING ABOUT r-----ed PEOPLE
    THEY DON'T f---in KNOW THEY'RE r-----ed

    love that they're kind of battling and having a conversation at the same time. love that it sounds like a schizo with an identity disorder having an episode.

    the final skit sounds like he legit called Paul in the middle of the night and started ramblin with a tape recorder in his free hand

    Head Honcho 7/10. maybe 6.5, would be higher without one of the two ez mil verses.

    2 f---ing ez mil verses?? I'm never not gonna skip his part next time.
    beat is crazy. the hook is cool

    DOPE f---ing opening from eminem. flow sounds like 2003 cocky smooth attitude, but with his modern voice.
    oh he's really talking his s--- I love this.

    Marshall wanted to let us know his signed ez mil. had to break down his name and s---.

    you'll be a Stan till I DIE THO????????????

    Temporary 7.5/10

    awwww you're trying to make me cry?
    alright Skylar alright.
    okay Skylar.
    cool Skyar
    now can you please let me hear eminem?

    why such short verses.. is this Skylar Grey ft. eminem?

    alright I do have goosebumps and I had to remind myself I don't cry anymore a couple of times.
    the outro is killing me.

    just imagine listening to this when eminem dies. be honest and tell me you wouldn't cry your eyes out of your face. I won't cause I will be dead already, but d---

    Bad One 5ish/10

    let's just say the title is fitting

    it's pretty good but it should've stayed on Side B where it was scrapped from.

    Tobey 4.5 or 5/10

    this belongs even less on this album now. why..?

    Guess Who's Back 100/10

    half a bag of viagra

    something I wonder if my old me's gay


    Somebody Save Me 6/10

    first of all the ken kaniff skit leading to this emotional song? what the f---? LOL

    oh it's jelly bean. there goes my smallville sample dream.

    this is straight up from Revival. the f---.

    of course this is Arose 2, but you could've done it without making it sound like it actually came from Revival. I hate everything about that style.

    Stevie I'm sorry I missed you grow up.

    I like that he's talking to all of his kids not just Hailie.

    bonus tracks
    Like My s--- - These Demons 2. would've been good on Side B. glad it was just a bonus track.
    Kyrie & Luka - great beat and of course eminem comes in and switches it. he kinda flows like crazy but I'm glad this was a bonus track too.


    Final Thoughts

    not what I expected at all. not what I was dreamin of either. This was never meant to be SSLP2. This is old eminem vs new eminem.
    On my first listen I was actually slightly disappointed, especially when Habits kicked in with the first verse's weird delivery, despite liking pretty much all the songs. I've been waiting for this album for so long and I was so hyped, then Houdini set the bar so f---ing high.
    When Luis Resto said this was a hodgepodge of ideas musically he really gave the most fitting description anybody could give. There's some SSLP and MMLP, there's TES and Encore, there's a strong Kamikaze/MTBMB presence with much crazier beats and a different approach, half of a verse on a song sounded like MMLP2, Somebody Save Me is Revival, Lucifer is Relapse + SSLP + MTBMB. really it's just Recovery that's missing.
    The AI and the throwbacks -- it's fan service but the good kind I think.
    there IS a concept, just not what I (and I'm sure many other people) expected. The concept is mostly Slim Shady vs Eminem fighting in his tortured mind, which largely comes more to life on Guilty Conscience 2.
    The production is great, the sound and theme are pretty cohesive until the very last few tracks.
    I think he outdid his new-self, the higher highs ARE HIGH AS f---, but he keeps giving into some of his bad habits.
    It's okay for Temporary and Somebody Save Me to be here but they should've followed the concept, with the same topic, and it would've been much more interesting and they would've been better songs.
    It's makes no sense for Tobey to be here and I would make an argument for Bad One as well. no filler is really ruining the potential of the album like they did for his two last albums, but they kinda do stop it from being a masterpiece.
    Let's just briefly get into the writing. This won't get him canceled and he sounded desperate and dumb on some instances but the desperate part of me tells me it's the whole point, Slim has lost his mind, extremely over the top, saying s--- just to try to upset people for the sake of it, and Eminem is telling him you sound like a fool. So I can kinda appreciate it.
    Didn't catch any extremely corny bar and if there were any it mattered so little I didn't even notice.
    He flows like crazy and still ruins some verses with the choppy flow, BUT, on some of these crazy beats it actually goes along well. In some songs even with his modern voice he's kinda trying to delivery the lines like he would on his best albums. Well then stick to it, dumbass. But it's good. We couldn't possibly expect him to just go back to 1999-2004 and stop rapping the way he's done for over a decade all of a sudden.
    The laid back on some songs (but really just a few afrer all) is maddening cause the mixing on the vocals on songs like Lucifer sound like a modern version of SSLP/MMLP. That's what I wanted from an album with Slim Shady in the title, but alright.
    I like that he kept the feat to a minimum. This had to be Slim Shady ft. Eminem as it was. which makes the fact he gave 2 verses to ez mil insane but alright.

    What's next? I have no f---ing clue, do you? I doubt he will take this approach again or else he will be stuck making sequels to this album.
    Reinventing himself again will be even a bigger challenge.

    let's get into our favorite moment shall we

    SSLP
    MMLP
    TES
    Relapse
    The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)
    Recovery
    MTBMB
    MMLP2
    Encore/Kamikaze
    Revival



    a top 5 album 3 decades into this s--- is crazy but I'm not entirely sure if it's 5th or 6th yet.
    h--- yea
     
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    Zeugma thugger thugger my brother

    Jul 12, 2024
    I know what you mean, I tried to convince myself of the same thing but I doubt that was the point lol. I think he just couldn't choose clearly and kinda pussied out of making a clear point, which makes him cowardly acknowledging he shouldn't say this or that, and yet rambling pathetically on some other instances. "worst of both worlds" like that critic said

    also I just listened to "Hello" from Relapse (10/10 track), and as a Shady resurrection it lowkey makes almost everything on that new album sound stupidly cinematic and badly written.

    Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
    It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good
    Word-word, chk-word-word, chk-word, chk-chk-word
    I second that and I third, rushed to emergency surgery
    To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased

    (Antichrist & GC2 are still good, funny tracks though)
     
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    theitalianstallion The Death of fromconnecticut (Coup de Coq)

    Jul 12, 2024
    I agree but it didn't ruin the album for me
     
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    Zeugma thugger thugger my brother

    Jul 12, 2024
    as a whole, to complete that previous post, I think Relapse is criminally underrated as a concept album that is very similar to The Death of Slim Shady. It cleverly explores the duality between a pathetic drugged loser slowly dying, as exposed in the "emotional" TDOSS tracks, and the obsession for the character of Shady, the serial killer/unapologetic, strong, killer character. Déjà Vu is the masterpiece, of course, but even the kinda cringe-worthy serial killer tracks aged really well because of how well they fit the concept. The soul of Relapse came from real life, with 06-07 Em actually becoming obsessed with serial killer documentaries on TV and all that, while TDOSS comes from Em's frustration and incapacity to sound relevant in 2024 without convoking the old mythology
     
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    Marsh Rosi Season Coming

    Jul 12, 2024
    He shouted me out and mentioned my mates homeland Pakistan. We made history just like Culo during leaks
     
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    Omar Little A man's got to have a code

    Jul 12, 2024
    I have mixed feelings on it, still gotta give it more spins but I'm leaning more towards positive than negative
     
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