Jun 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM (Deleted my original reply because it was too vague.) Someone made a similar comment on the video. My reply: (... with different verses.)
Jun 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM If I was gonna k--- myself I'd eat 3000 calories worth of McDonalds first. Might as well.
Jun 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM das bird bytes bro,,butt i gess if i waz a dumy i wood [ get it ﹖ ] under stan,,az a reel ful groan man i eat twise dat mutch mcdonald evriedey,
Jun 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM That’s not that difficult to do either tbh. I just checked the nutrition facts and the Double Quarter Pounder with cheese meal including large fries and a large fountain drink is already 1560 calories.
Jun 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM So you're bragging about being a disgusting degenerate ham planet? I bet that's just for breakfast, too, and for lunch and dinner you go to Burger King and Wendey's, adding up to a total of 15,000-20,000 calories of junk food daily, and that's not even counting your middle of the night snack of an entire box of Zebra Cakes. Oh I'm not in the least surprised. It's easy enough sometimes to underestimate your calorie intake when eating reasonably healthy. Junk food takes it to another level by f---ing up your brain's satiety center. How ultra processed "food" addicted golems like Purely Marshall (once human perhaps, but no longer) are even still alive is a mystery to me.
Jun 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM I will literally have a food eating contest against any 3 posters on this site teamed up and I will wipe the f---ing floor.
Jun 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM You’re the type to order the McDonald’s Dinner Box meant for a family and eat it all yourself
Jun 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM Burger King sucks by the way, and I understand now why so many people hate it. I used to be one of those people that liked Burger King, but that changed. I recently went to Burger King after not going there for probably 6 months, and the Whopper I had was one of the most flavorless burgers I’ve ever had. My eyes were seeing a burger but my mouth was not tasting it. It’s crazy that all it took was 6 months of not eating there to make me realize how trash Burger King is. Even McDonald’s is better. Wendy’s is way better, their burgers seem to be the most similar to real homemade burgers
Jun 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM For real. If I did a blind taste test between a Wendy’s burger and a homemade burger I might not be able to tell the difference. I just wouldn’t be able to look because the square patties from Wendy’s would be a dead giveaway. Then again I’m not the biggest burger aficionado
Jun 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM https://x.com/davidhayes1017/status/1936281648611434717?t=cpqp1N5z125a8sK56663PQ&s=19
