Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

Thoughts on ELAM

  1. Fantastic

    65.1%
  2. It's cool

    30.2%
  3. Meh

    1.9%
  4. Awful

    1.9%
  5. I'm one of the crybabies that wanted a s-----y D12 song instead

    0.9%
  1. Minato
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    Minato Eminem’s Burner Account

    Nov 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
    And I started from the bottom
    Like a snowman, ground-up
    Like round chuck, and still put hands on you
    Stayin' wound up is how I spend time (get it?)
    Sucker free, confidence high
    Such a breeze when I pen rhymes
    I just got that air about me like wind chimes (yeah)
    Another day in the life (uh)
    Used to have to scrape to get by (yeah)
    Now my community's gated and I
    Made it and my neighbors say hi (say hi)
    I'm givin' 'em pounds, I'm upscale now
    Guess it means I'm way in the sky (way in the sky)
    But I still remember the days of
    Minimum wage for general labor
    Welfare recipient since a minor
    Look how government assistance has made ya!
    Adversity, if at first you don't succeed
    Put your temper to more use
    'Cause bein' broke's a poor excuse
    That should only give you more fuel
    Show 'em why you're you
    So close, God, it's like I almost got it
    But close only counts in time bombs and horseshoes
    So I Unabomb s---, tick, tick, tick, no remorse, pew
    Screw it, I'm lit, and that attitude I blew up on quick
    That's why they call me firecracker
    I grew up on WIC, wick, wick, wick, with a short fuse
    I got some important news to report to
    Anyone who thought I was done: nah b----, not quite
    Spotlight's back on, got my faith, where's yours?
     
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  2. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Nov 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
    "Like a dictionary, things are looking up" is horrible. It doesnt even make sense. It should be "things are being looked up" to be like a dictionary.
     
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  3. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Nov 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
    I was born with a d-ck in my brain
    Yea, f----- in the head

    Is a Recovery line. Its similar to "you can get the d-ck, just call me the ballsack, im nuts"

    Was this the first inkling towards Recovery style?
     
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  4. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Make Canada Great Again!

    Nov 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
    MMLP 2

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  5. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Nov 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
    To a chick tho
     
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  6. Minato
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    Minato Eminem’s Burner Account

    Nov 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
     
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  7. Bigfoot1
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    Nov 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
     
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  8. CSW
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    Location: America n-----

    CSW Member 3461

    Nov 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
    i think the sample issue info about i’m sorry and ritz was from grim but my memory is a bit hazy
     
    Nov 20, 2025
  9. BelieveInMe
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    Nov 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
    https://eminem.news/against-swim-shady-brand.html

    What do you guys think about this?
    It's fearsome that everything connected to the word 'Shady' can get you sued by Eminem.
     
    Nov 20, 2025
  10. Big Monkey
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    Nov 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
    How old are you again?
     
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  11. Kigby
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    Nov 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
    Eminem is coming to Hitman
     
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  12. John Lennons Ghost
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    Nov 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
    He will have turned 40 years old this year if my calculations are correct.
     
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  13. John Lennons Ghost
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    Nov 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
    Both of these things are just further proof of his money grabbing Jew handlers. Something that sounds like slim shady? Let’s make some money!

    Video game wanting to pay us a huge amount to use Eminems image and name in the game? More money for us!

    Football team want to name us as “executive producers” for a half time show and pretend we’re making decisions on the acts to try and draw in more viewers? Better be paying us a huge amount of money!

    Somebody needs to call this p---- Eminem out for the money grabbing piece of s--- he’s always been. Constantly whoring himself, his name and his image out for nothing other than pure financial gain. Yet his fans and others try and paint him out to be some “humble” non spending celebrity who lives modestly :')
     
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  14. Rainman
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    Nov 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
    He’s a brand bro.
     
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  15. Minato
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    Minato Eminem’s Burner Account

    Nov 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
    This is actually pretty cool. But weird to do this now and not last summer when the album dropped
     
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  16. Supersonic
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    Supersonic Serenity now!

    Nov 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
    Doubt he even knows he is in this lol. Soon be doing food commercials like Snoop Dogg. s--- is tacky and just another way to make a quick buck.
     
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  17. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo God bless these words

    Nov 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
    Diddyblud thinks he’s him:emoji_skull::emoji_skull::emoji_skull:
    He should’ve been a playable character in Call of Duty
     
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  18. Minato
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    Minato Eminem’s Burner Account

    Nov 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
    One call to Paul and I can make that happen.
     
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  19. Minato
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    Minato Eminem’s Burner Account

    Nov 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
     
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  20. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo God bless these words

    Nov 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
    It’s probably for the best that he isn’t in COD, that game sucks now. Black Ops 7 is premium grade A donkey s---.
     
    Nov 20, 2025