Dec 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM He doesnt want it out. He often recycles ideas that didnt make it originally. We are sabotaging his artistic expression.
Dec 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM Well he'd be an incel burger cook in 2025 if it wasn't for all of us so I think he can get over it lol.
Dec 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM Stop being such a big, wussy crybaby. Pretty much all the stuff and lines he reuses is post-h--- the sequel and he won’t just base the whole s--- around the recycled song unless its relapse (which he only did twice and made them worse outside of a more developed beat). Antichrist is quite literally the only song he spent years and years working on and it got released, so how would we ruin his expression?
Dec 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM Every time Spatchy posts I envision it’s the big fat guy who fixes Woody in Toy Story 2 with his Cheeto fingers sat a computer desk.
Dec 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM I tend to picture Dwight Schrute from The Office. I'm only familiar with him through memes since I've never seen the show, but his character description seems to fit as well as his appearance. Just replace Michael Scott with Eminem: I guess he figures if he kisses Eminem's a--- long enough he eventually might land his dream job as a merch design artist for Shady Records, presumably making T-shirts depicting the spatula line in Bagpipes from Bagdad. The number of rough sketches he's made of Eminem bending over bare-assed must be in the thousands now.
Dec 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM I’ve known of Spat’s existence for two days, but I can already tell that’s the perfect description. Maybe looks more like the first guy in this animaniacs skit though
