Feb 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM

Stan’s in the Sequel
But to be my equal you’ll need Diseal
Ignite an eagle in Regal and AMC
Nicole Kidman engulf my Speedo, please
I just need to tinkle in between the seats
Nobody see’s the previews this early
So I unzip my JINCO jeans, and proceed
Then suddenly I see Debbie in the front Waving
“MOMMY?!”
“Marshall What The f---?! Is that Pee?!!”
She came running up to my level
Like J Cole trying to shovel
“Sorry mom, i can explain in a song”
She grounded me like I was still twelve
“Where did we go wrong?”
“Well, the Pepsi fell Mom!
and the Movies about to come on”
Nicole use her thong to soak it all
But Mathers Ego’s are too strong
So we keep on arguing all night long