Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

    9.2%
  2. (Early) 2026

    28.7%
  3. Takes a while

    48.3%
  4. Never, retired

    13.8%
  1. Minato
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
    You care too much about sales. Like Nicki or 50.
     
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  2. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo Last of a Dying Breed

    Feb 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
    @Marsh be like
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  3. Marsh
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
    50 ain't sold albums in decades
     
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  4. Marsh
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
    are you teasing me cause my t-ts don't produce milk?
     
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  5. Marsh
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 2:34 PM
    Happy bday Abel, work with Marshall :Em6:
     
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  6. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo Last of a Dying Breed

    Feb 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
    Nah your t-ts produce cheese. No need to buy it anymore
     
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  7. Minato
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
    You do know every time a song gets 1,000+ streams it’s counted as 1 unit now. And Curtis just hit 1 billion streams last week. He still selling everytime one of those midgets puts Just a lil bit or in da club on thier TikToks or insta reels. The label is always gonna get thier money. Trust me
     
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  8. NotSoSlimFranky
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
    Agree with this, but I would personally go through GC2. If I hadn't heard Road Rage in awhile its definitely not a skip for me, and I still laugh at the Lizzo line. That's the only potential skip for me aside from BND in the first 13 tracks.
     
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  9. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo Last of a Dying Breed

    Feb 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
    Would DoSS be a satisfying conclusion to Eminem’s career?
     
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  10. Minato
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
    no, I got no plans to retire.

    And I got no plans to retire, and I’m still the man you admire. These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flyer. I got them passing out, like you do when you hand someone flyers.

    get it?! The homonym of handsome with to hand Some one. And flyer as in cooler, but also Flyers like pamphlets you hand out. And keeping the fan scheme going by passing out like from fatigue. Admire>Spazzing>passing out.

    also fun fact, that was actually MGK’s ex girlfriend in the video who was hired as a extra to pass out in the scene Cole Bennet shot. Her name was Sommer Ray. She agreed to cameo because she just broke up with MGK and she was also a Eminem fan
     
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  11. lowkitz
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    lowkitz Holy Spinal Fluid - PT

    Feb 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
    Oh h--- no, Eminem finishing off his career with Like My s--- and Head Honcho
     
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  12. Michael Myers
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
    But if he made another album, or more than one, they also 100% will have s-----y songs as well.

    So yeah I think DOSS is a solid closer even if I hope it isn't.
     
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  13. lowkitz
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    lowkitz Holy Spinal Fluid - PT

    Feb 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
    If his last album is anything besides MMLP3 it’s gonna be disappointing imo. I don’t think TDOSS is a very good concept album either so his last album being a meh concept album would be lackluster for his career
     
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  14. Minato
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
    MMLP3 is next. Then one last album that will be Curtain Call 3
     
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  15. Michael Myers
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
    If it is mmlp3 people are still gonna be disappointed. Most of the things that made the OG so great he can't do anymore in 2026 for many various reasons

    I mean people were offended by f---ing Road Rage ffs and he barely said anything truly offensive
     
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  16. Ripper Roo
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
    I don’t remember people being offended by Road Rage, I just remember them rightfully calling it a terrible song tbh. Revival tier
     
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  17. Disorderly Progress
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
    Nobody was offended by 'Road Rage' lol.

    TDOSS didn't cause any offence like he thought it would.

    Because he went at purposely weak targets nobody gives a s--- about. Who tf is outraged about midgets and gingers lmao.

    And even 'Road Rage', talking about fat people... but done with like, pretty careful tredding, and reasonable regard like...

    "It's easier to find a triple-X your size
    And try to press society to change so you don't have to change
    Pick up a weight or eat less, them fries make your blood pressure rise
    As it starts increasin'
    All that starch and grease and
    Clogged arteries and
    These are the reasons
    For your heart disease and"

    I mean, wtf is this a fitness inspiration track? lmao.

    He should have full on been a bigot towards all the actual hot topic targets. Because that's the whole point of the concept @ Slim Shady trying to get him cancelled. So he gave himself license to say anything, under the concept of it being a nightmare / Slim Shady... and yet still tredded very carefully.

    Biggest fail of TDOSS was how offensive it wasn't.
     
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  18. Disorderly Progress
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    Disorderly Progress What's cookin?

    Feb 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
    Nobody was offended by 'Road Rage' lol.

    TDOSS didn't cause any offence like he thought it would.

    Because he went at purposely weak targets nobody gives a s--- about. Who tf is outraged about midgets and gingers lmao.

    And even 'Road Rage', talking about fat people... but done with like, pretty careful tredding, and reasonable regard like...

    "It's easier to find a triple-X your size
    And try to press society to change so you don't have to change
    Pick up a weight or eat less, them fries make your blood pressure rise
    As it starts increasin'
    All that starch and grease and
    Clogged arteries and
    These are the reasons
    For your heart disease and"

    I mean, wtf is this a fitness inspiration track? lmao.

    He should have full on been a bigot towards all the actual hot topic targets. Because that's the whole point of the concept @ Slim Shady trying to get him cancelled. So he gave himself license to say anything, under the concept of it being a nightmare / Slim Shady... and yet still tredded very carefully.

    Biggest fail of TDOSS was how offensive it wasn't.
     
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  19. Disorderly Progress
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
    Nobody was offended by 'Road Rage' lol.

    TDOSS didn't cause any offence like he thought it would.

    Because he went at purposely weak targets nobody gives a s--- about. Who tf is outraged about midgets and gingers lmao.

    And even 'Road Rage', talking about fat people... but done with like, pretty careful tredding, and reasonable regard like...

    "It's easier to find a triple-X your size
    And try to press society to change so you don't have to change
    Pick up a weight or eat less, them fries make your blood pressure rise
    As it starts increasin'
    All that starch and grease and
    Clogged arteries and
    These are the reasons
    For your heart disease and"

    I mean, wtf is this a fitness inspiration track? lmao.

    He should have full on been a bigot towards all the actual hot topic targets. Because that's the whole point of the concept @ Slim Shady trying to get him cancelled. So he gave himself license to say anything, under the concept of it being a
     
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  20. Minato
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
    Gen Z was on TikTok crying again
    Said “Slim, you can’t call Lizzo fat man”
    Then they went and said I was out of touch
    Like Micheal Jordan, I just wanted some butt
    So I started to strut,
    and that’s why I wrote about fitness
    Pick up a weight or eat less,
    them fries make your blood pressure rise
    As it starts increasin'
    All that starch and grease and
    Clogged arteries and
    These are the reasons
    For your heart disease and…

    Then these hypocrite, vegan midgets interrupted
    “Um, Em we don’t believe in this. Chick-fila is too addictive”
    So I flipped this chick off and added an adlib
    (Aaaaaah!)
    Now say Revival is s--- again!!
    Threw that b---- into Lake Michigan
    This is for frank ocean and them fishes
    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Minato
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
    The Kamala support was more controversial than anything on TDOSS. Should have leaned into the whole Epstine and Diddy angle more
     
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  22. Marsh
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    Feb 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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