Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

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  2. (Early) 2026

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  3. Takes a while

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  4. Never, retired

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  1. Minato
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 8:39 AM
    Was on drugs then too
     
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  2. BelieveInMe
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 8:45 AM
    I didn't know Kim had a son. Or is it Stevie? Which is a female (biological)
     
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  3. Minato
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 8:54 AM
    Yeah she has a son name Parker
     
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
    Longer than Recovery for that trick. Punchlines have always been prepped in advance and sort of stockpiled, that's way old school part of staying battle-ready. It's so visible here because of the length of Em's career & his obsessive nature... some of them got a little more life and developed a bit further than bare rhymes.

    Is your brain going, grandpa? You should know this
     
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  5. Minato
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 10:39 AM
    True. It must be Alzheimer’s or maybe I’m just an All-Timer
     
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  6. BelieveInMe
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 10:53 AM
    Peter Parker?
     
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  7. Minato
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 10:56 AM
    Parker Scott. Kim had him a long time ago
     
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  8. Minato
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 11:01 AM
    Yeah, it’s called maturing. Being a multimillionaire for 26 years. It come off as fake to rap about the struggle and street hustle. It’s why Jay can only rap about wealth and the past of coming up. Just diffrent tax brackets and lifestyles. That’s why the screaming is gone. Can’t be angry forever.also why the MGK beef was orchestrated. No one cared about that midget.
     
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  9. Minato
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 11:18 AM
    Eminem #15 best selling artists of 2025 @Marsh
    Unc still got it
     
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 11:44 AM
     
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  11. BelieveInMe
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 11:45 AM
    I wouldn't be suprised if Em also has a secrete second child.
     
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 11:47 AM
    Oh s---, the secrets out. Now Drake ain’t the only one with a Blonde midget
     
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 11:55 AM
    Maybe the child is the same age as Elliot, since he was the same age as his uncle Ronnie :D
     
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Feb 18, 2026 at 11:57 AM
    lmao
     
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 11:58 AM
    How is that funny? You are trans or did you forget. They just don’t like being misgendered
     
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 12:03 PM
    I saw a trans 10 mins ago and said "sorry sir" bro almost started swinging:') looked about 60
     
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
    You must have ran into @Marsh
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 12:39 PM
    #MarshRightsAreHumanRights
     
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 12:48 PM
    @Marsh can confirm you were in town in England an hour ago?
     
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    Feb 18, 2026 at 12:52 PM
    Can you understand anything she's saying?
     
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