Feb 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM

I Jump on a Jeep and start Juggling
Jimmy Lovine calls me John F Kennedy of rapping
I’m Just Drunk Off Johnny Walker Whiskey
You wanna Judge the Juggernaut? Jigga Please
You Billie Jean and I’m MJ to Gen Z
With Sagging Jeans and Debbie’s Genes,
I influenced Jay Z, Jim Jones, Joel Ortiz,
Joey Badass. John Cena, & Joe Budden’s a---
Oh and Joyner Lucas & Joji @Ripper Roo
And Jennifer Lopez, homie
I can keep going, G
G-unit and that don’t even start with a J
But R.I.P to Juice world & JD (J Dilla)
Cuz nobody’s genes are realer then me (realer)
Sydney Sweeney still ain’t touching my Weave

 

Feb 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM

Lmao jump on a jeep and start juggling

The mind of Minato

 

Feb 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM

It’s ok to call me Marshall Mathers

 

Feb 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM

B-b-but I'm Marshall mathers

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 7:15 AM

3 years since the breaking of the multiverse saga and the most consequential L marvel has taken. Although the film made $480M, it was a panned movie and underperformed for the movie to introduce the next threat after Thanos. Majors was praised for his acting, but the story went nowhere and felt more like a Star Wars parody rather the. A extra dimension family adventure. Also the Cassie recast had Kathryn newton who didn’t do shot. The film didn’t have any avenger cameos and post credit was the most confusing that only leads to more problems as majors has a legal domestic violence case that made marvel have to change thier whole plans.

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 8:16 AM

they ruined what could have been a cool character and killed herv

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 8:18 AM

f--- that trash a--- movie

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 8:22 AM

f--- you midget

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 8:24 AM

that s--- was so bad

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 8:37 AM

I know. That’s what I said

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 10:38 AM

This movie was just as bland @Marsh

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM

 

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Feb 18, 2026 at 3:21 PM

So Ned and MJ will have already graduated college in brand new day. Peter technically is 5 years older too but was blipped in highschool

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 3:37 PM

And the one that changed Hollywood forever. Ironman, the first MCU movie and spawning the biggest film franchise ever. RDJ returns this year in Avengers doomsday. The protagonist of the MCU becomes the ultimate Marvel villain

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM

Ragnarok is the only good Thor movie

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM

Duh. Thor movies are so forgettable

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 4:05 PM

not Ragnarok

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM

Obviously. I’m gonna slap you

 

Feb 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM

So tom cruise actually wanted to play Ironman in 2008. That’s where that rumor of him being a Tony stark variant in doomsday stem from. I guess anything can happen now.