Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

    8.7%
  2. (Early) 2026

    28.3%
  3. Takes a while

    48.9%
  4. Never, retired

    14.1%
  1. XshadybusinessX
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    XshadybusinessX Big Balls

    Mar 29, 2026 at 11:02 PM
    Sharing means caring.
     
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  2. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Mar 30, 2026 at 12:42 AM
    I make them for Supsuck. I’m building a Lego one for his home decoration
     
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  3. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Mar 30, 2026 at 12:44 AM
    Like Supsuck says, one man’s trash is another man’s favorite dildo
     
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  4. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo Protected

    Mar 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
    You should build yourself a girlfriend next
     
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  5. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Mar 30, 2026 at 3:50 AM
    “How do f---in' magnets work?"
    'Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable
    Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical
    I'm makin' up words so you can understandable, it's tragical
    Thinkin' some magical s---'s gonna happen, that ain't practical
    You crackin' a joke, it's laughable
    'Cause me and love's like a bad combination
    I keep them feelings locked in a vault
    So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
    My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
    b----, you just need a helmet
    'Cause if you think you're special, you're r-----ed
    Thinkin' you're one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina
    You're a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
    Shorty, you're fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
    'Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
    Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
    'Cause you're on my a--- but you can't get a cent
    'Cause all of my spare time is spent
    On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'
    Only women that I love are my daughters
    But sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father
    And I push it farther
    So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
    It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent
    I'll never grow up, so to h--- with your parents
    And motherfuck father time
     
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  6. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Mar 30, 2026 at 7:27 AM
    I have one, where you been?

    Robots were taking too long, they are focussed in drones rn
     
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  7. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Mar 30, 2026 at 7:54 AM
    Drones are robots genius
     
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  8. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Mar 30, 2026 at 7:55 AM
    I can’t f--- a drone, can you?
     
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  9. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Mar 30, 2026 at 8:07 AM
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Mar 30, 2026 at 8:21 AM
    that’s how Supsuck’s new dildo will get to tha Wales Coast
     
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  11. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Mar 30, 2026 at 8:27 AM
    My next album is for the Girls & Gays. You gonna love MMLP3
     
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  12. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Mar 30, 2026 at 8:37 AM
    That should be the Ken Kaniff LP
     
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  13. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Mar 30, 2026 at 8:39 AM
    I’m coming out the closet Debbie
     
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  14. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Mar 30, 2026 at 9:23 AM
    It was amazing brother. But I already returned monday. Rn I'm in Spain (Canary Islands) haha
     
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  15. Bulky
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    Bulky Bulk/Ken

    Mar 30, 2026 at 11:00 AM
    Retired
     
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