Eminem Eminem's Best Punchlines

Started by psychokid, Feb 12, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Feb 13, 2015
    f--- this is a tough one...

    Probably his career post-TES :westbrook3:
     
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  2. CSW
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    Feb 13, 2015
    how can he/balcony

    c'mon man
     
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  3. asvdawg
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    Feb 13, 2015
    obvious troll is obvious
     
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  4. CSW
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    Feb 13, 2015
    sorry it didn't take nine years to figure out

    i'll keep practicing
     
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  5. dr ho daddy swo
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    Feb 13, 2015
    they told me to slow down
    I just zone out
    good luck trying to convince a blond
    it's like telling gwen stefani that she sold out
    cuz I was trying to leave no doubt
    in anyone's mind one day I'd go down
    in history, think they'd know now
     
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  6. Renovator
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    Feb 13, 2015
    Window Pane >>>>
     
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  7. Meero
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    Meero Ay ay ay

    Feb 13, 2015
    :vom::vom:
     
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  8. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Feb 13, 2015
    Tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office cause she's still a mail lady!
     
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  9. Renovator
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    Feb 13, 2015
    "Now get off my d-ck, d-ck's too short of a word for my d-ck
    Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick"
     
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  10. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Feb 13, 2015
    A csw vs nizzy thread can be interesting
     
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  11. Old Account
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    Feb 13, 2015
    @Koolo can you bring Nizzy back
     
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  12. Renovator
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    Feb 13, 2015
    it would be like p0rn for stans!
     
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  13. Renovator
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    Feb 13, 2015
    We could also do a white uncle tom thread for Kanye West fans!
     
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  14. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Feb 13, 2015
    why tho
     
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  15. Zep
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Feb 13, 2015
    koolos sources will make him come back
     
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  16. CSW
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    CSW Member 3461

    Feb 13, 2015
    op: "sorry I can't apologize"
     
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