Roast of Justin Bieber

Started by Pazuzu, Mar 6, 2015, in Entertainment Add to Reading List

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    Don't you dare try to get the final word in with me.
     
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    You never had a word to stand on.
     
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    You never had a word to stand on.
     
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    dammit res
     
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    ^the price of alienating 95% of the forum

    For the record, if Res is referring to Eddie Murphy's standup, I don't think that anecdote was true. Might be wrong.

    And you know what, who cares if it is? Not surprised Bill Cosby is a tremendous a------. How else is a black high school dropout from the projects supposed to make it in this country? Dude created an empire and, yeah, he did some s-----y stuff along the way. That's why Hannibal's bit was actually right on, but for different reasons. Cosby was 100% holier than thou-- hence the backlash and what made the story so salacious
     
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    The funniest joke for me was when Martha Stewart looked at Hannibal and was like "Hannibal, all night i've been trying to remember of who you remind me of... then it hit me, you look just like that gingerbread man I left in the oven too long"

    :'(
     
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    Watching this now, the intro was weird with Bieber pretending to fall by accident and people legit thinking he was hurt. Also I don't know what it is, but Kevin Hart annoys me.

    Rest of this should be good though.
     
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    Kevin Hart was lame as all f--- as the host, aside from a few nice moments sprinkled throughout

    Other than that this was just as fun as the other roasts, I enjoyed it a lot

    btw f--- the Hannibal hate I just skimmed through, wtf
     
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    20 f---in minutes until someone besides Kevin Hart finally talks, god d--- that was way too long. Intro basically killed my mood, maybe I should watch the rest of this later..
     
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    I thought Kevin Hart was one of the better hosts tbh
     
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    Pete Davidson talking about how his dad died on 9/11 then saying the movie 'soul plane' was the worst experience of his life involving a plane. :'( :'(
     
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    jeff ross, hannibal burress, pete davidson and natasha leggero were my favorites

    in that order
     
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    Thought he was funny :wow2:

    If I had to guess you prob thought it was lame how he was overly present during other people's roasts (laughing louder than everyone, running on the stage). When it was his time to talk he was funny imo
     
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    I hated Kevin Hart during the intro but so far when he's just introducing the next roaster, he's fine. I still find him kinda annoying in general though..

    Natasha killed it.

    I also liked Luda's line about how there's only 2 black billionaires, Dre and the person Snoop buys weed from. :'(
     
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    Leggero was by far the best to me. Hannibal is very hit or miss with me. I don't find a lot of his shtick funny.

    Fun Story: Before he was big I did a show with him and he was the worst comedian who performed that night. None of us knew who he was but he was weird and didn't hang out with the rest of the comics and then a year later he had a comedy central special. But in hindsight I've been a Vet on 3 reputable Eminem sites. So who really won?
     
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    I have over 13,000 rap songs in my itunes
     
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