Apr 19, 2015

 

Apr 25, 2015

If you traded the AP jersey for a Brady/Gronk jersey, you'd have way more success bruh.

 

Apr 25, 2015

I always have 2 women ready for me at any time of the night.



So I'd say things are going pretty well!!!

 

Apr 25, 2015

I'm pretty awful at chatting up random girls out of the blue, like walking up to them at the bar etc. But if somehow circumstances allow us to meet and we end up talking together, or a co-worker etc then hide your daughters from me

 

Apr 25, 2015

As for Timmy it's been clear for years now that he suffers from the nice guy syndrome

 

Apr 25, 2015

you gotta look at it like this, if a girl rejects you, they're the one that made the mistake
if you go in thinking she's better than you it'll never work

 

Apr 25, 2015

While it may be true that putting females on a pedestal may hinder your chances, some guys just can't help it. Especially if they're not too experienced. You can't expect them to just feel like "eh big deal there's plenty of other chicks"

The solution? Fake it till you make it. Yeah, you might feel like your spirit is being tortured and want to s---t up the local elementary school because she rejected you, but she must never know this

 

Apr 25, 2015

I simply invite them to smoke some weed with me. If she says yes then weed makes it a h--- of a lot easier to open up to get to know somebody and understand who they are. And if she says no.......Then f--- that b---- because shes probably a slut and a uptight b---- with sand in her vagina. Thats just my 2 cents though

 

Apr 26, 2015

I'm like this too, but I'm a really social person, so I can make conversation out of anything which definitely helps.

I agree about the chatting to random girls out of the blue, but more-so in traditional settings (like you said, walking up to them at a bar). Maybe it's just because it's way too desperate feeling, but I choose not to go this route, unless, like you said, circumstances allow an opening. Otherwise, I'll pass. When I was younger, it seemed more appropriate, but now? Not so much.

The real key is confidence (as said before). Appearances do matter, so take care of yourself. The way you present yourself really does matter to a girl. When you do that, you will have natural confidence anyways.

I truly believe any girl can be had if given the right opportunity. It's gotten to the point that I appreciate a true challenge, it's almost a game now. It should be more fun for you guys rather than serious, and girls can sense that.

I think most guys come off as TOO flirty or TOO friendly too. I really don't know how to give advice about this though. I've always been good with women though. So trial and error, I guess?

 

Apr 26, 2015

Struck out so hard last night

 

Apr 26, 2015

 

Apr 27, 2015

Went out tonight and had a bunch of lows come up on me and try and stick their toughen in my mouth.

One chick i was trying to talk to her friend and i was introducing myself to the other girls in the group and instead of just telling me her name she starts kissing me it was f----- cause her friend was wayyyyyy better

 

Apr 27, 2015

i'm married with a kid but...I was pretty bad at it in my day. I've had some successes but they were all f----- up in some weird way.

 

Apr 28, 2015

 

May 2, 2015

Stfu p----

 

May 2, 2015

Oh don't cry boy

 

May 2, 2015

 

May 2, 2015

Lmaoo I bet you some ugly n----- in Rl

 

May 2, 2015

 

May 2, 2015