Mar 31, 2015

I don't expect you to know this because we just post on a board together. But I am extremely close to the black community

We get along. Me and the blacks

 

Apr 1, 2015

Almost everyone did a good job I thought, fun roast. Bieber had some funny jabs in there at the end too.

 

Apr 1, 2015

Surprised the whole Calvin Klein/baby d-ck wasn't mentioned from every roaster. That was a lay up.

Also making fun of Kanye and the kardashians woulda been epic since we would have been able to see their reactions.

All in all solid roast. RIP Giraldo

 

Apr 1, 2015

Pete Davidson - "Just this past year, Justin got arrested for drag racing. Unfortunately, it wasn't with Paul Walker. What? He's doing great! He's got a movie coming out!"

Jeff Ross - "'Move b----, get out the way!' is what Paul Walker should've told that tree. Too soon? Too fast? Too furious?"

 

Apr 1, 2015

Me? As a comic, I need to watch more of his stuff. Although from what I've seen, kinda agree with @Worm? I know that's an unpopular opinion for most 20-somethings of a certain breed.

I hold by my Cosby stance tho -- and it takes a lot of courage to stand against an entire forum tbh

edit: im kinda the Mike Pence of s80

 

Apr 1, 2015

Where's my medal of honor?



Hannibal is okay. He fills a demographic that was never satisfied before. I don't think he is the fastest wit and his delivery isn't fantastic.

I think the Ennis Cosby/Bill Cosby/Eddie Murphy phone call story is true and Cosby's legal team forced him to retract it through intimidation... Just like the r--- allegations prior to 2014.

I'm sure he has done it to other comics... Probably what set Hannibal off on him.

 

Apr 1, 2015

Maybe, I don't think so. thought I had read it actually was a fabrication, but I could be wrong. Eddie was doing Cosby on snl as early as 81 -- slamming him for being a jello-eating sell out -- so i think it was just part of his repertoire

Yeah, for sure he's spent too many years being an a------. That's what got lost in the shuffle -- the bit was about Cosby being holier than thou. valid to an extent, but this whole hoopla over the allegations, which is sensational true or not, is unfortunate given that ppl dont express the same level of outrage at the things cosby had initially been bemoaning

 

Apr 1, 2015

 

Apr 1, 2015

Wow. Are you kidding me? r--- is one of the most serious crimes there ever was. If he was convicted of the first one, let alone the last 30 he could still be in jail now 40 years later. It is a big sensational deal. No one is making it that, it just is.

 

Apr 1, 2015

What? You watched what Hannibal was talking about right? He was lambasting Cosby for acting like he was better than he was.

And, yes, a high profile entertainer being accused of decades of crimes (with little evidence, mind you) is the definition of a sensational story. Don't get where we are in disagreement there.

To be an a---, though, r--- is "one of the most serious crimes there ever was" except when, ya know, people decide it isn't a big deal. Absolutely it should be treated as a big deal, but lets not pretend historically that's always been the case (slavery, war crimes, etc.). Also... figured it's a good time to mention Bob Hewitt's name here.

 

Apr 1, 2015

If Chappelle actually hosted this instead of Kevin Hart it would have been epic.

 

Apr 1, 2015

yea that was the funniest part of the roast i thought, lol i f---in lost it

 

Apr 1, 2015

Wouldn't have minded a camera on Snoop Dogg for the entire roast. He was just sitting there drinking and smoking haha. I forget who said the joke, but one of them caused Snoop the chance to inhale because he s----d it all in and then started laughing causing him to blow it out.

And when he looks at Natasha Leggero and asked her if she ever s----d a black d-ck before

Also, "n-----, n-----, n-----, n-----, n-----, n-----, n-----, n-----......" had me weak as f---

 

Apr 1, 2015

Lol martha stewart

 

Apr 1, 2015

i thought that back n forth between snoop and kevin was f---in cringeworthy, especially how kevin hart kept sayin s--- after it happened... lol at snoop tho with his hands on his head like this n----- speakin on it agaaaiiiin

 

Apr 1, 2015

Farkle apparently didn't like it but I thought it was great when Kevin Hart was imitating Snoop being like 'we're all smoking and drinking having a good time' then Kevin Hart was like 'No we're not, that's just YOU.' I don't know, it doesn't sound funny when I type it out but it was funny to me at the time.

@MiamiDWade3 I remember that part too with Snoop laughing and messing up the inhale, I know it was near the very end so it must have either been Bieber or whoever went last. I think that Hannibal guy went last, might have been him.

 

Apr 1, 2015

Kevin Hart right at the beginning was his funniest moment IMO: "Martha Stewart had her shirt off in my dressing room. Don't get the wrong idea. SHE JUST WANTED ME TO ti--y f--- HER" *He starts jumping up and down* hahaha I died when he said that.

 

Apr 1, 2015

Kevin Hart such a b---- after his Bruce Jenner joke "THATS THE ONLY ONE" while they showed Kendall

 

Apr 1, 2015

I don't get what you're trying to say anymore. Is Bill Cosby Genghis Khan? No. Is he as bad as any other criminal in America? Yes.

Not only was Cosby raping young women... He was poisoning them as well. For all we know he gave too much knock out juice to one of his victims and she died... or maybe one of them tried to escape him in a drugged state and died in car crash so many years ago. Cosby deserves all the hate he gets and his legacy torn to shreds.
Why was it a good time to mention Bob Hewitt? To prove my point? He is also a disgusting piece of s--- with no redeemable legacy who will spend the rest of his miserable life in prison like Cosby deserves.

 

Apr 1, 2015

More like, there was a case built against Bob Hewitt, he was charged and convicted. Almost everything about the Cosby allegations is conjuncture, or almost entirely unsubstantiated. (e.g. you speculating he's been accidentally murdering some of the women he poisoned)