Apr 1, 2015

I've never been accused of drugging and raping a woman.

Warren Buffett has never been accused of drugging and raping a woman.


Bill Cosby has been accused of drugging and raping 30+ women.


Have you ever been accused of something like that?

 

Apr 1, 2015

 

Apr 1, 2015

Bring back the comedians. Could really do without the celebs struggling their way through a set.
While we're at it, send Kevin Hart back to doing awful movies.

 

Apr 1, 2015

Jeselnik should've done this, ugh

 

Apr 1, 2015

I love him...I think he's a little salty at comedy central cancelling his show for no good reason. Someone like Bill Burr would be awesome but he would never do it

 

Apr 1, 2015

Everyone was pretty good tho

 

Apr 1, 2015

He's actually my personal favorite comedian. His show shouldn't have been cancelled, it was pretty good. Great actually. Did you ever hear his comedy album? It was gold

 

Apr 1, 2015

oh god Burr would k---

Jeselnik was brutal (in a good way) the one or two times he did it

 

Apr 1, 2015

No, but I'm not famous - my main point is that plenty of people, famous or not, have been accused of all sorts of crimes. It's undemocratic and dangerous to just assume accusation=guilt.

The Cosby case is just bizarrely unique, mostly because of rhetorical landmines and just based off who Cosby is. So comparing him to me (a non-r--ist, lover of women), you (a potential r--ist from Alaska) or Warren Buffet (!!) isn't really valid.

 

Apr 1, 2015

Comedians spend years working on their stage personalities, deliveries, and styles. You can't honestly think that rando celebs measure up. Plus the fact that none of them are writing any of their own material anyway. Roasts launched Schumer and Jesselnik. I definitely prefer them over Snoop and Martha Stewart.

 

Apr 1, 2015

haha obviously man, i'd rather some unexpected great comedian like bill burr or ck up there and killing it (like hannibal did), or the usal roast all stars

im just sayin i enjoyed this roast

 

Apr 1, 2015

You think are judicial system is democratic? That would mean everyone would get a vote if someone is guilty or not. We have an English Law System and it's definitely not perfect.

You say you're a lover of women... But your basically calling 40 different women liars of the worse kind, because you have special feelings for Dr. Huxtable... Who doesn't even exist.

I guess to you Al Capone wasn't a gangster or a bootlegger since he was never brought to trial or convicted of either... Just accused.

 

Apr 1, 2015

Um. Ok. You're being very literal when I say undemocratic, which I'm assuming is on purpose. Regardless of the term, the point is we have a system in place. And moreover, you're right -- it is often unfair. That's why I think comparing accusations involving a regular civilian to a high profile black man is a false comparison.

I'm being tongue in cheek, ffs. And regardless of Dr. Huxtable, it's just the idea you can slander someone and get on The View. Curiously, you didn't object to my description of you as a likely r--ist from Alaska rofl.

STRAW MAN ALERT. @WPG

And a terrible comparison -- because, ya know, there's loads and loads of evidence about Capone's criminal enterprise. (Not to mention the clear black and white nature of his crimes, versus the moral ambiguity surrounding Cosby.) I'm assuming you aren't actually this obtuse.

 

Apr 1, 2015

There's moral ambiguity to poisoning woman and violating them?


Selling booze seems a little more ambiguous...

 

Apr 1, 2015

First ever comedy roast they've aired over in here in the UK and I was looking forward to it, must admit it wasn't what I was expecting.
I thought they'd be actually roasting them, not giving them 3/4 insults and then saying they love him.

Best for me was that sexy chick in the dress (never heard or seen her before), Martha Stewart was good too and Bieber had a few decent jokes at the end.
I can't believe how bad Luda and Shaq were.

 

Apr 1, 2015

Compared to clear cut crimes like racketeering and murder, sexual crimes that are essentially he said/she said -- especially in Hollywood -- are grey/ambiguous.

 

Apr 1, 2015

i agree with your general sentiment but snoop was f---ing hilarious--or at least his uncensored run was. i can't imagine most of it made it to air. luda was only on stage because he has a great publicist. guys like shaq serve chiefly as fodder for the other roasters.

 

Apr 1, 2015

i say we do a sxn80 roast featuring @Narsh @Bot @JMG @pHiLLip fARkLe @reservoirGod @captain awesome @Kevin, i think it could be pretty funny if we dd it in tinychat or someshit and recorded it.... thats just me tho i guess... could be hosted by @Worm since hes the actual comedian, just dont know who in fact we should be roasting... maybe bot because everyone hates on him so much... or tm87 would be a great candidate as well, i wonder how fast this idea is going to be s--- on or stolen to exclude me.

 

Apr 1, 2015

So you'll have me in and then roasts me? Way to turn your back on a mother f---er