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[SCRIPT] Seinfeld - "The Twin Towers" (written by Billy Domineau)

Started by Ordinary Joel, Aug 4, 2016, in Entertainment Add to Reading List

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    Lmfao reading now
     
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    It's a touchy subject but it's hilarious as f--- :laff:
     
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    Is this like an unreleased episode or what?
     
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    Haha awesome, I'm gonna put this on my kindle
     
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    the show ended in 1998 so i think this is fan made
     
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    Fan fiction by a comedian I believe.
     
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    Yea, I saw the date after I posted that, lol. My bad.
     
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    I think a vid was made about this as well
     
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    I feel a little bit uncomfortable reading some of these lines.

    I wonder how I'd react if this was a real episode.
     
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    Yeah sum of the jokes are a little much at times but omg @ classic george :laff: :laff: :laff:
     
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    Holy s--- that was perfect. I watched the whole episode in my head
     
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    Lol that was really good! A great read!
     
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    My favourite from this ep HAS to be Frank.

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    FRANK

Show him my parking tickets. This

could be our one chance to have them

vacated.

ESTELLE

What were YOU doing in the World Trade

Center?

GEORGE

...Getting lunch.

FRANK

It doesn’t matter; our son is a hero!

George, tomorrow night, I want you to

wear my helmet from Korea.

FRANK HANDS THE HELMET TO GEORGE, WHO EXAMINES IT.

GEORGE

Is that blood?

FRANK

From a lieutenant I accused of

cheating in a poker game. I was

mistaken.

ESTELLE

This is all very strange.

FRANK

You’re worse than the terrorists!
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    ESTELLE

Why was he getting lunch in the

Financial District at 8 o’clock in the

morning?!

FRANK

YOU CAN EAT LUNCH WHEN YOU WANT TO IN

AMERICA. IT’S WHAT MAKES THIS COUNTRY

GREAT!

ESTELLE

NO ONE EATS LUNCH THAT EARLY - YOU’RE

INSANE!

FRANK

I’M A PATRIOT!
    These scenes man. :laff:
     
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    Lmfaoo yea i can actually almost hear Frank shouting that
     
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    reminds me of the b& puerto rican day parade episode
     
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