Jan 25, 2017

 

Jan 25, 2017

my one pinkie was at ne time so bad it curved to the point that it touched the knuckle of my index finger doctor had to crack it back in place s--- hurt so bad

 

Jan 25, 2017

 

Jan 25, 2017

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Jan 25, 2017

LMAOOOO

 

Jan 25, 2017

Torn ACL and strained MCL in my knee, it f---in s----d. I was playing a pick up 2 on 2 basketball game a few weeks into my 1st semester at college.

The guy who was on my team took like a mid range shot and I sprinted in from the perimeter and jumped in front of the guy on the other team to get the rebound and he kinda bumped my knee from behind and I collapsed to the floor. The game stopped as they tried to help me up and told me to put pressure on the leg to see if I could stand, I tried and collapsed again to the floor lol.

Then eventually surgery and like 4-5 months of physical therapy.

 

May 17, 2016

Good luck man. I had my wisdom teeth out like 4 yrs ago. Was put under though so don't remember much about it.

 

May 17, 2016

idk if this qualifies or not, but i'm bout to be hurting on friday. getting all 4 wisdom teeth out

 

May 16, 2016

I was in a headon collision with a drunk driver a couple of years ago. b---- broke my leg and hit my chest so hard I went into myocardial shock. The hospital had sent me home with rods in my leg and I started having back to back flashbacks of the accident and being unable to breathe. On like the second or third day home it got really bad and I asked my aunt to check my oxygen saturation and it was like 54. It's not supposed to drop below 84. Ever. Unless you're dying. So...I was dying and they had to call an ambulance.

I told the paramedics I felt okay and just needed oxygen and they were like "no" and took me to the hospital. When I got there f---in doctors and nurses where everywhere and sticking IVs in me and s--- I kept telling them I felt fine lol. Then this b---- pushes my legs open and says I need a catheter and I started screaming but she jammed that s--- in anyway. Then they brought in paperwork. Turns out that all of my organs were failing and they didn't think I was going to make it and they needed me to sign up for transplants and blood infusions. Later on I learned they had called my mom and wanted her to come and claim my body and get permission to take my organs for donations. But I just wouldn't die lol. I remember being put into machines and at some point I was taken to the ICU. I think I passed out because I don't remember much of anything. In the end I had to go through multiple surgeries including getting ports put in my neck and chest and going through dialysis. That was probably the worst month of my life lol.

As for the b---- who hit me, she suffered zero injuries and ended up with a 30 day work release jail sentence (she could go to her job during the day but slept in the jail at night) and probation. It was her second DUI too.

I still have flashbacks but since I'm medicated now it's not as bad. My leg is still badly bruised. My port scars still tingle. It was my fault in a way though. Right before the accident I had wished a drunk driver would k--- me lol.

 

May 16, 2016

Severed Left wrist, cut all tendons, ligaments, veins, one artery and nerves.
Broken Collarbone
Appendix out, was about to burst and it had gangrene in too. Had to have bowels moved and checked along with other s--- in that region.
Operation on left palm, abscess.
Had bad problems as a kid with in growing toe nails. Had like 15 nails taken off over a period of 2/3 years.
Split head open when i was like 5 years old, stitches.
Hit finger on right hand with a lump hammer, ligament damage.

Safe to say, I am one clumsy f---.

 

May 15, 2016

Fractured my Navicular bone in 3 places. I was in a moon boot for a solid 2 months and took another 2 months off before playing sport again. I didn't need surgery, however I feel like it still hasn't 100% healed.

(unconfirmed) Dislocated my pinky toe. I was lying in bed then my home phone rang, so I ran to get it and bumped it into a door frame (really hard). I couldn't walk on it for a day until I gave it a massage and it seemed to have popped back in place and was perfectly fine afterwards.

 

May 15, 2016

one time this kid stepped on my foot in gym class and it hurt a lot

 

Aug 11, 2015

Like mike

 

Aug 11, 2015

lol you should of known better wearing D Rose shoes. That's bad luck.



(Just kidding) but for real, I'd get bad vibes wearing shoes from a guy that stays injured all the time.

 

Aug 11, 2015

slammed my thumb in a car door when i was like 7, didn't break it or anything tho, just hurt and I got a popsicle from the emergency room people

 

Aug 10, 2015

A girl broke my heart once.

 

Aug 10, 2015

Me and my friends were chugging beers when we were freshman in high school. As I was chugging a friend slapped me on the back. I started choking on it. Tried running to the sink to spit it out, and that's the last thing I remember. Tripped and hit my mouth on the corner of the stove. Was concussed, lost three teeth, and needed six stitches in my chin. s----d cuz I had to wear dentures for a few weeks until my dentist could make me a bridge.

 

Aug 10, 2015

Tore my ACL

 

Aug 10, 2015

One time when I was about 13ish may be 15 a friend and I were wrestling behind his house. He grabbed a water hose and started to spray me so I ran up the stairs of his apartment complex to get away from the water, as I was crouched down I could hear him coming up the stairs so I turned to get up to scare him and smacked my forehead on the railing busting my forehead open and knocking me unconscious.

Another time when I was in the 3rd grade I was at a beach for a field trip and we were playing on some kind of playground equipment you could climb and run on. I was running on the top of it and failed to notice the trap door and fell through hitting the back of my head (again knocking me unconscious) It swoll up pretty bad

 

Aug 10, 2015

During a snowball fight I got my head busted open when my friend grabbed a snowball from the side of the road and it was all ice. I was gushing blood from my forehead

Or broken wrist or concussion