Best Posts: Section Eighty Injury Report

  1. redsoxx
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    redsoxx "What's my favorite ring? The next one."-TB12

    Mar 16, 2015
    4 years ago i got dropped off in my driveway loaded, got out of the car slipped on ice under my buddies car, he reverses over my right leg and i yell out and punch the s--- out of the side of his car. Then he panics, hits the gas and runs over my leg again. For some reason i thought i was fine, my buddies helped me up and i told them to let me stand. Bad choice as my tibia just collapsed and the bone comes out of my skin, about 3-4 inches about my ankle.

    Other then that nothing serious, couple bad sprains and some stitches.
     
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  2. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Jan 11, 2015
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  3. MFING TREY
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    MFING TREY Got hella hoes like a Home Depot

    Jan 11, 2015
    In the summer when I was eight or something like that me and my friends were having relay races in my backyard (using croquet balls, big and heavy). My partner wasn't very fast so he threw the ball and it hit me on my right eyebrow. I had to get 7 stitches.

    A few years back (I might have been 10) on Halloween Day I was riding a bike on some steep hill in my friend's backyard. He had a patio which was lower than the flat part of his yard so there was a wall kind of dividing the two sides. (Like 3 feet high). I rode down the hill and tried to do a jump off the wall but the wall was maybe four inches taller than the ground so my front tire hit the wall and I flew off and the bike landed on my back and my head. I got knocked out and when I came to I was covered in blood. I ended up getting one staple because it was a small puncture but it blead a lot. And yes, I did use that bloody shirt as my costume.

    The same year as that croquet incident I was riding my bike down the street (a hill). All of the sudden this other kid on a bike pulls out of his driveway and our front tires hit each other. I flew over the handlebars and tore tissue in my hand. Not major, it hurt a lot though.

    Extra (my fault): I let my friend place his hand in a rolled up sleeping bag and punch me as hard as he could in the chest. It didn't hurt like a punch but the pressure placed on my chest took my breath away. Now the bones in my chest are uneven and one side noticeably sticks out.
     
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