Jan 12, 2015

My Freshman year of high school I broke my femur playing basketball which ended my career with competitive sports. I broke my thumb a few years later the day before my birthday just messing around with my friends playing basketball and the ball flung off the rim and bent my thumb back. Since then I haven't had any broken bones as well as before that. I guess I sprained my ankle badly at Country on the River this past summer haha. I had to leave a day early to go to the ER because it looked broken. s--- was twisted like crazy.

 

Jan 12, 2015

Broke my collar bone at daycare, I was 5yrs old playing with my bat-mobile minding my own business. It was these two older kids play fighting, one of them was fat bro I'm talking Lil Terrio fat dawg, so these n----s were having a shoving match. Now it was toys and other on s--- on the ground so the other kid pushes the fat kid and he started stumbling, after that everything went in slow motion...at this point I was looking up at this n----- just falling bro I couldn't roll out the way or nothing I tried to put my hands up to brace for the blow smh then BOOM this fat a--- n----- fell on me bat-mobile went flying an s---. I started cryingso much they had to call my dad so he can pick me up. I was in a sling for about 6 weeks or maybe longer.

 

Jan 13, 2015

Me and 2 other mates had this sprinting competition couple of years back. The finish line was the concrete wall on the other side of the gym. It was tight as f---, so we all just sprinted straight into the wall (obviously with our hands into the wall first). Broke a bone in my left arm. It was kinda worth it as I ended on second place. At least I didn't lose

 

Jan 13, 2015

I think it was either freshman or sophomore year but me and a bunch of friends were playing football and one of my dumbass friends thought itd be cool and necessary to pick up off the ground and slam me straight to ground causing my clavicle to fracture.

The last bone you'd want to break is your collar bone, literally every move you make will cause you pain.
I cringe everytime I think about trying to get up from bed and hearing my bones scrape against each other.

 

Jan 13, 2015

You didn't end first so you lost. And you broke your arm. Double loss

 

Feb 3, 2015

I've actually been pretty lucky with bones and s---. Broke my nose when I was about 6, fell down some stairs. Have a really fragile nose now due it it. Slightest bump or contact and I get a nose bleed.
Got a concussion in middle school. tried a skateboarding trick, hit my head on concrete, no helmet like a dumbass.
Had multiple ankle sprains due to basketball

 

Feb 6, 2015

Broke my wrist
Diagnosed with Pericidartis (inflammation of my heart sack)

Remember that night, felt like a heart attack #blessed

 

Feb 6, 2015

Have you ever had a heart attack?

 

Feb 6, 2015

countless ankle sprains
tore my MCL from football
4 concussions
fell out of a tree with a pocket knife in hand, needless to say the knife went into my leg and almost out the other side, still have a scar on my calf from that
probably some other s--- i cant think of but those are the ones i remember

 

Feb 6, 2015

Na. But that night I was having severe palpitations had to be ambulanced to the hospital.

 

Feb 6, 2015

Hmmm off the top of my head...

Fractured wrist when I was 8.
Impinged shoulder during first year university.
Torn ligament in my ankle.
Fracture through the joint of one of my pinky fingers
Concussion.
Numerous rolling of my ankles/ankle sprains.

 

Mar 6, 2015

Never broken a bone, thank you Yeezus.

Got hit near my right eye, just under my eyebrow, with a hockey stick playing roller hockey as a 9-year-old boy at a church parking lot. Three stiches. I was so scared from the blood and was screaming my a--- off. It scared me away from playing hockey tbh :/

Looking back, I was a big p---- then.

Got hit in the mouth with a fist/baseball during 9th grade baseball practice inside the gym. Praciticing baseball inside is WOAT. It was so god d--- clutered. I was jogging to the back of the line after taking ground ball practice and got in the way of a kid's throwing motion. It happened so fast. Bottom teeth were bent back and blood was all over the floor. Dentist fixed me up and I got some good pain meds. After that incident, our school changed to softer "safety" baseballs for practicing inside.

Strained my achilles tendon in football practice my senior year. A teammate landed right on my left achilles during a stupid blocking drill. Only played in one game my senior year of football. Missed a couple basketball games my senior year due to the injury. I can still sort of feel the strain at times when I bend down.

 

Mar 6, 2015

Listened to Shady XV

 

Mar 6, 2015

Long deep breaths buddy. The bleeding from the ears should stop within a day or two. Hope you pull through, I remember when I suffered the same. chin up friend.

 

Mar 6, 2015

I'm in the emergency room as I type this.
The doctors are telling me I have weeks to live..

 

Mar 6, 2015

ebola xv

 

Mar 6, 2015

whoa man. You must of gone through at least half of the album to sustain life threatening injuries. luckily my friend pulled my headphones off me as blood started running down my ears. I don't remember much of the ordeal, but i was only on the third song.

 

Mar 6, 2015

I only got to the title track. When he said "my next whor- is going to have mechanical arms that'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser and motion sensor" I passed out and woke up in the hospital..

I was told I was having a seizure

 

Mar 6, 2015

I just remembered another one. Back when I played baseball we had a really fast pitcher (for our age). He threw maybe 65/75 MPH every time,and that was fast for our 300ft Little League field. By then most kids that were good left to play travel ball, so all teams had at least 7/8 terrible players. This made me the only one with reaction times quick enough to catch his pitches. I had never played catcher before and was used to third base or the outfield so it ended up pretty badly. In our first game I was catching for the fast pitcher and the first batter for the other team was a monster. Maybe 5 feet tall but about 200lbs. He swung incredibly fast. Since our guy pitched fast, the batter slid back in the box, which I didn't see. The first pitch was right down the middle. I stuck out my glove and he swung down right onto my wrist. I didn't break it but it bruised i badly and now I can make my wrist click.