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Serious Should I get circumcised?

Started by Nori, Dec 1, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Dec 2, 2015
    Having to buy lube just to jack o--? I don't think I want to live life like that :wow2:
     
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    Dec 2, 2015
    you got a mouth full of spit dont you? :wtf2wtf:

    thats all the lube you need
     
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    u dont need it i barely use prob 5% of the time random a--- days
     
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    :ummmm::ummmm::ummmm::ummmm:
     
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Dec 2, 2015
    okay with circumcised d----s, there's no "touching or involving the head" when you jack o--

    you're literally gripping the shaft and doing the motions while your hand is gripping the d-ck. idk if that concept is weird to you but it feels very normal to me lol

    but I was uncircumcised at birth and you're 21 so idk how that s--- gonna come out, do some more research

    I remember this one time this Spanish girl tried to jack me off like I had an uncircumcised d-ck (sliding her hand instead of grabbing my d-ck) that s--- f---in hurttttt. like tf, does it look like my d-ck uncircumcised?

    :srsguy:
     
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

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    :kanye2:

    f--- man, that s--- musta hurt really bad. I woulda just stared at the chick like :mjcry:
     
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Dec 2, 2015
    it's kinda awk and ruins the sexual tension when you have to correct them but it had to be done
     
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Dec 2, 2015
    d--- you too? I didn't know people actually used lube to jack o-- :weebey:

    You use like KY or just Vaseline and s---?
     
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    vaseline
     
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

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    I've used lotion twice in my entire life I think

    it's actually a fantastic experience but it just makes a mess and you feel disgusted anyways when you're done and then you gotta clean up a ton of f---in lotion

    just not the move
     
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  11. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Dec 2, 2015
    So do you gotta rinse your d-ck after that s--- or nah? I've never used lotion cause foreskin on deck (d-ck) but now I'm kinda curious.
     
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    nah unless your the guy that strategically jacks off before he takes a shower
     
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

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    So you just walk around with your d-ck covered in lotion for the rest of the day? :lol6:
     
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Dec 2, 2015
    And if you don't have a condom you can just tie your forskin up real tight and use that as a condom
     
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    yea fam i mean i do it mostly at night time f--- i look like doing it in the morning i just sleep with lotion d-ck
     
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

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    God's condom right there :whew:
     
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

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    Your s--- must be smooth asf. Ima try it out and see how it feels. I'll probably use cocoa butter though.
     
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    report back fam :cheersdeadpool:
     
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    o yea and everyone says i have smooth hands when i do hand shakes :dead:
     
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    Mano

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    :ummmm:
     
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