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  1. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Mar 10, 2017
    You broke? Can't relate.
     
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  2. timmy turner
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    timmy turner

    Mar 10, 2017
    thinking of taking her to the park (supposed to be really nice weather on sunday) and just hang out and talk i guess

    i was gonna push the date back until i have money, but she INSISTED on having it this weekend
     
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  3. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Mar 10, 2017
    Twitter DM's are woat

    Use Instagram or Messenger
     
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  4. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 10, 2017
    I'd say just ask her out now. But I'd defer to @Poohdini for a second opinion since I've never used tinder myself.

    Once you get the number you're in though.
     
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  5. Views
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    Views New nikka, just new nikka

    Mar 10, 2017
    @Poohdini @Mike Tyson I need an advice. long story short: matched with a girl on tuesday, talked a bit, next day we transferred over to whatsapp. today we spoke briefly but nothing really worth mentioning. normally i am not a big fan of the online s--- and do it just for s--- and giggles but this girl seems cool so want to give it a try. should i just try for a date tommorow, or keep chatting up for a day or two and after that? any ideas to spice things up. moh life brudas
     
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  6. JFK
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    Mar 10, 2017
    @TimmyT I thought I already taught you everything you should know
     
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  7. Kon
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    Mar 7, 2017
    Like others have said it could be something going on in her life or she's just busy etc. But honestly what I think is more likely is she was interested in another guy she met off tinder and trying to pursue that, then when it didn't work out she went back to you.

    Might sound kinda cruel but it's also the most likely explanation imo.
     
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  8. Deadpool
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    Mar 7, 2017
    Just a moment of clarity
     
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  9. Clarity
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    Clarity

    Mar 7, 2017
    I am certainly not the best person to give advice on anything, however what I gathered from the screenshots is that you were reacting way too ambivalent to anything she was saying to you and backing off from attempting to bring any sort of humor to the conversation, making it read kinda empty. Try sprinkling a little bit of edge the next time and adjusting to being more reticent about yourself to keep things interesting. Nobody (both men and women) believes in the "good guy" approach, specially considering you're not even being truly sincere about it.
     
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  10. TrillBill
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    Mar 7, 2017
    This facts holy s---
     
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Mar 7, 2017
    lmfao as soon as i saw this thread get made i knew it would end up like this
     
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  12. Deadpool
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    Mar 7, 2017
    Why Timmy dissing women so hard lmfao they respond if they like u
     
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  13. Poohdini
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    Mar 7, 2017
    Timmy you had her once she GAVE you her number. You're not the only guy she swiped right for, that's why you have to move quickly with these tinder broads.
     
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  14. Poohdini
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    Mar 7, 2017
    Classic case of doin too much.

    On to the next one Timmy, that's the beauty of tinder.
     
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  15. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 7, 2017
    i need to collect my thoughts
     
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    TimmyT Self-Taught

    Mar 7, 2017
    IMG_1904.PNG IMG_1905.PNG
     
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  17. JFK
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    Mar 6, 2017
    Just ask yourself "What would Hank Moody do?" and that's usually your answer.

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  18. Poohdini
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    Mar 6, 2017
    Yeah give it a shot. If this other chick wants more from you, she'll come back. Girls have a way of finding time for things that they want.
     
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  19. Deadpool
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    Mar 6, 2017
    i agree on this SPLASHINFO
     
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  20. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Mar 3, 2017
    u gotta keep up on it tbh
    ye

    it will feel dangerous the first couple times u do it until you figure out the best angles to shave. but trust me it's doable pretty easily. i do it in the shower after i've washed myself down. don't use any shaving cream cause i'm not tryna slip and fall to my death in the shower, and honestly it's just not even needed... never cut myself and i do it pretty quickly. it's one of them things that once u do it enuf u'll just figure out the best way

    some advice tho, go slow until you figure it out. make sure ur pulling the skin taut
     
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