Serious SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, Mar 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Sign Language
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    Sep 27, 2017
    Idk, they on that long distance s---.
     
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  2. Big Dangerous
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    Sep 27, 2017
    U got any classes that have study groups for tests

    U could go to them and try to become closer friends w/ ur classmates that r chicks
     
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  3. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Sep 27, 2017
    I got a group that I'm in for my science class but I ain't tryna smash/get close to any of them.
     
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    I ain't tryna s---t down every suggestion but my circumstances s---.
     
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    Impossible to please u huh :wellsht:
     
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  7. Deadpool
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    Sep 27, 2017
    thats how it is these days
     
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  8. Sign Language
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    @Poohdini
     
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  9. Poohdini
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    Overthinking a little bit. For me the easiest and most efficient way was to socialize with these girls is in class. If there's an attractive chick in there, ask if you can sit next to them and initially keep the convo light and about the class. If she's responsive then try to get a little more personal but not too deep. When you get past that, see if she wanna grab something to eat after class and go from there.
     
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  10. Sign Language
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    In a bit of a situation right now.

    So last week I went home for the weekend to get a little break from college. While there, this chick I went to high school with and I started messaging each other (I forgot what started the convo) and I was like "Hey I'm in town, we should hang out." So later that night we went and ate and caught up for a few hours. Things went pretty smooth, we kept making each other laugh and even flirted a bit. She even dressed to impress if you know what I mean. When I dropped her back off at her place she said "Let me know when you're back in town, we should do this again :emoji_blush:" We've been snapchatting since and things have been pretty good.

    So unless I'm just reading this wrong, it seems like she's into me. And clearly she knows a relationship is off the table because I'm away at college. So how do I stop beating around the bush and make my intentions clear without coming off like a douche or a creep?
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  11. Big Dangerous
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    She dressing up impress first time y'all hang out? Do it again soon first and evaluate how things go from there
     
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    Yeah for sure. I could tell she spent a good amount of time doing her makeup and what she was wearing was revealing enough to be suggestive, but not to the point of looking like a slut.
     
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  13. Big Dangerous
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    Go home again this weekend see if she wants to hang again and act normal
     
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    Oct 3, 2017
    What's ur intentions? To smash?
    @Sign Language
     
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    Ideally I'd want a fwb. I've known her since freshman year but the only reason I haven't made a surefire attempt before is because she was always off and on with the same guy throughout high school. She's cool enough as a friend but a full blown relationship isn't ideal because I'm away at college.
     
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    @TimmyT I see you lurkin :khaled:
     
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  17. K18 El Duderino
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    @Sign Language You need to make a move next time you see her.
     
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  18. Big Dangerous
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    I.e. he wants to smash
     
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  19. Groovy Tony
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    Oct 3, 2017
    I spend the weekend with this girl ive been talking to for a while. We messed around a little bit. We made out a lot, cuddled, she jacked me off, I s----d on her t-ts and I fingered her twice making her c-m twice. We didn't have sex tho because we felt like it was too soon. Our chemistry is really great and all of her friends know about me. I say all that to say when would be the right time to have sex with her? I'm probably gonna ask her out soon but im not sure when the right time would be to take our physicality to the next level and how I should go about it
     
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  20. K18 El Duderino
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    K18 El Duderino Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

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    you just gotta jump in and take that leap of faith when you feel its right dawg.
     
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