Mar 2, 2017 Apologies. I would liie to have intimate relations with Maisie Williams. I feel my best bet is to "bump into her" whilst she is in the country filming for a new movie/tv series.
Mar 2, 2017 I been fapping to Rihanna magainze spreads for 10 years brada, I got no advice on this. But I heard @Perry The Platypus paid $150 to dap Obie Trice, so maybe you can start there and finesse the rest using that as an in.
Mar 2, 2017 d--- that wont work though cause maisie an angel and not sone trash that whores themself out for money like obie trice. and wtf. i can get a blowie for $50 but Obie Extra is charging $150 to touch his hand. piece of s--- imo.
Mar 2, 2017 Good call on the mirrors I've tried before and couldn't really see what was going on and it feels dangerous maneuvering around down there blind
Mar 2, 2017 Also feel free to tag @BigCountry on more committed situations. He's got better perspective than Poohdini and I on these since he's been in one longer.
Mar 2, 2017 hands off of rihanna. shes mine (get it? lol at eminem type pun ) legit thought such thread would be cool after last weeks tonys adventures. should have done it and get you two guys to ghostwrite my posts.
Mar 2, 2017 To be honest though last few months I have been so d--- busy and my relationshop life is practically non existent right now. There is a cute girl at work I kinda like but I think she already has a bf. In a few months I will have more time to do other stuff though.
Mar 2, 2017 Does she like you? Well if you are not sure if she's taken or not just ask her or your mates at work.
Mar 2, 2017 f--- a relationship. You've got to be down with the #HOH2K17 movement if you want to survive out there. The game's the same, just got more fierce.
Mar 2, 2017 Not sure if you wanna pursue, but a safe way to do it might be: Talk to her at work casually, try to slip some flirting in. If she reacts well to you and you guys are positive then: Add on instagram and like 2 of her photos If she likes any photo back, immediately or just the next one you post then you're at least on the radar (I know this is a dumb meme, but nope, it's actually a good predictor) DM her a meme that is relevant to a conversation you had at work. Make sure it's funny enough that she'll laugh, and relevant enough that it's non-threatening. Get in to a short convo with her about it, transition it to "hey do you wanna chill sometime?" and get the number as soon as she says yes. It's pretty much fool proof because if you're patient in jumping to steps, you come off as a pretty comfortable situation for her. Make sure you guys have a decent relationship as co-workers before moving to step 2. Make sure she likes a photo of yours before DMing her. And don't go for the "let's chill" unless the convo following the meme goes well. This has never failed me, but it's really about the timing.
Mar 2, 2017 This is a great strategy because even if she says no (she won't if you get past step 4), you don't come off as thirsty or make things awkward at work.
Mar 2, 2017 so you are telling me narsh's triple posting mannerisms can actually directly correlate to his insufficient collection of fine tings?
Mar 2, 2017 Exactly, it's a really safe way to go about it without being pushy or desperate. Honestly, this has never once failed me. Because you trust your gut before moving on to the next step, and your gut will almost never lie to you.
Mar 2, 2017 my gut says "you have the power. you can f--- maisie. you can do it. you just need the opportunity to present itself"
