Best Posts: What's the most legal trouble you have ever been in?

  1. QueenOfTheDead
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    QueenOfTheDead The Gloriuos Dead

    Jun 11, 2017
    I put glue and ink in a teachers coffee and he ended up in hospital.
    He fine tho and we chill :jordanlaff:
     
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  2. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jun 11, 2017
    A fine for speeding
     
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  3. dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl
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    Jun 11, 2017
    back in high school me & friends used to check out old abandoned places a lot. we went to an old shack that was owned by ted bundy. got spotted by cop that was patrolling, too late to run away. dude was threatening to fine us $5000 for trespassing in what is not only a closed off property but also an area where animal hunting was permitted & frequently done.

    we shat ourselves out of fear but the dude had a change of heart (or he was bluffing) & let us go with stern warning.
     
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  4. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Jun 11, 2017
    Noise violation for throwing a house party in college :wow2:
     
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  5. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Jun 11, 2017
    Not much.

    Once in college we were having a small party at my house (15ish people) and the cops knocked on my door at like 2:30 am right after everyone left. We were pretty loud a couple hours before that so they must have responded late. I was extremely drunk and talked to the cops, I honestly barely remember the interaction aside from giving them my ID. A week later I got a disorderly conduct charge and court date in the mail.

    My super dope court-appointed lawyer got my misdemeanor charge taken down to a noise infraction because the police report said I was "cordial to the officers" and all I had to do was pay a $250 fine. I was so poor at that point I had to go on a $25 a month payment plan until I went home to my mom's house and worked for the summer and used my first paycheck to pay the rest of it off.
     
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  6. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Jun 11, 2017
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  7. Kush Gawd
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    Jun 11, 2017
    #Thuglife
     
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  8. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Jun 11, 2017
    Knocking on f---ing wood when I say this because it's pretty remarkable and I'm f---ing lucky, but I've never been in any legal trouble. Never even gotten pulled over. I have done a lot of illegal s--- and have sold drugs from time to time, but have never been caught. I consider myself extremely lucky tbh.
     
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  9. Relax
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    Jun 11, 2017
    Once in freshmen year I friend of mine stole some Captain Morgan from a local store in my town. We got away with a warning but that's the worst that has ever happened to me, what about you guys?
     
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  10. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jun 29, 2017
    I f---in hate those dogs. Had that before little piece of s--- tryna start me and i told him i knew he'd go straight to the cops if i pumped him. Ended up chokin him against a 711 window and lining up a punch while his nerdy friends tried to pull me off. A nearby bouncer got me off him. Weak c----

    Little "depressed" f-- who just likes gettin bashed it seems. Hed done someone in to the cops before
     
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  11. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Jun 25, 2017
    If we were doing a major bank heist your dumb a--- would get pulled over before we even got to the bank for running a red light
     
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  12. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jun 12, 2017
    there is no deeper meaning, a mexican immigrant steals food at a young age. typical and almost expected, tbh.
     
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  13. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Jun 11, 2017
    just in one of those moods
     
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