Jun 11, 2017I put glue and ink in a teachers coffee and he ended up in hospital.
He fine tho and we chill
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Jun 11, 2017
back in high school me & friends used to check out old abandoned places a lot. we went to an old shack that was owned by ted bundy. got spotted by cop that was patrolling, too late to run away. dude was threatening to fine us $5000 for trespassing in what is not only a closed off property but also an area where animal hunting was permitted & frequently done.
we shat ourselves out of fear but the dude had a change of heart (or he was bluffing) & let us go with stern warning.Jacuzzi, dester23, Ordinary Joel and 5 others like this. -
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Jun 11, 2017
Noise violation for throwing a house party in college
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Jun 11, 2017
Not much.
Once in college we were having a small party at my house (15ish people) and the cops knocked on my door at like 2:30 am right after everyone left. We were pretty loud a couple hours before that so they must have responded late. I was extremely drunk and talked to the cops, I honestly barely remember the interaction aside from giving them my ID. A week later I got a disorderly conduct charge and court date in the mail.
My super dope court-appointed lawyer got my misdemeanor charge taken down to a noise infraction because the police report said I was "cordial to the officers" and all I had to do was pay a $250 fine. I was so poor at that point I had to go on a $25 a month payment plan until I went home to my mom's house and worked for the summer and used my first paycheck to pay the rest of it off.pluto✰, Lil Squeed, Ordinary Joel and 2 others like this. - Dec 24, 2025
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Jun 11, 2017
Knocking on f---ing wood when I say this because it's pretty remarkable and I'm f---ing lucky, but I've never been in any legal trouble. Never even gotten pulled over. I have done a lot of illegal s--- and have sold drugs from time to time, but have never been caught. I consider myself extremely lucky tbh.Groovy Tony, Lil Squeed, Ordinary Joel and 1 other person like this. -
Jun 11, 2017
Once in freshmen year I friend of mine stole some Captain Morgan from a local store in my town. We got away with a warning but that's the worst that has ever happened to me, what about you guys?Nazir, Ordinary Joel, Lil Squeed and 1 other person like this.Dec 24, 2025(This ad goes away when signing up) -
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Jun 29, 2017
I f---in hate those dogs. Had that before little piece of s--- tryna start me and i told him i knew he'd go straight to the cops if i pumped him. Ended up chokin him against a 711 window and lining up a punch while his nerdy friends tried to pull me off. A nearby bouncer got me off him. Weak c----
Little "depressed" f-- who just likes gettin bashed it seems. Hed done someone in to the cops beforeJuney Dark, 83837477 and dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl like this. -
Jun 25, 2017
If we were doing a major bank heist your dumb a--- would get pulled over before we even got to the bank for running a red lightFLORIDA MAN, dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl and pluto✰ like this.Dec 24, 2025(This ad goes away when signing up) -
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Jun 12, 2017
there is no deeper meaning, a mexican immigrant steals food at a young age. typical and almost expected, tbh.pluto✰, dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl and SHUDEYE like this. -
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Jun 11, 2017
just in one of those moodspluto✰, dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl and lil peeps last xan like this.
